Vag Slap

The Vag Slap (or Accidental Vag Slap) occurs when a person attempts to pat a female on the abdomen and misses, unintentionally slapping her vag.

"Henry, you just gave me a Vag Slap!"

"Did you just see that? He went to pat her beer belly but ended up Vag Slapping her!"

by shannnonn January 4, 2009

Vag face

To have facial hair that makes your face look like female genitalia. Poorly manicured goatee.

Phil has a vag face.
Hey vag face trim your vag.
Phil is a vag face all-star.
You have a vag face goat.

by Troy Baker October 9, 2007

Vag cheese

A particular Italian Parmesan cheese.

Put some more vag cheese on my spaghetti

by Gabe N March 5, 2008

pound that vag

(1) Refers to a sexual act in which the guy pounds the vagina like a jackhammer. The pounding must be fierce and violent leaving said vagina in shreds.

(2) A sexual act in which one literally pounds the vagina of another with one's fist. This often results in minor loss of blood on the part of the one begin pounded.

Tom: Hey did you hook up with Watermelondra last night?
Matt: I totally pounded that vag!
Watermelondra: ...it hurts...

Tom: I am going to pound that vag!
Jinny: Be nice!
Tom: NEVER!

by thesshade February 4, 2010

vag toss

you must either be fingering a girl or have your hand in her vagina for any reason. You the grab a hold the best you can and pull to the side, over your head, etc. This will launch the girl vagina first....thus a vag toss

I was fingering her but she kept nagging me so I vag tossed her

by jim bobbit June 3, 2009

sick vag

A cruded up vagina. A vagina with many STD's.

Shawna's sick vag made me itch and vomit

by spoonlicker July 31, 2005

Vag Glued

The feminine version of being Cock Blocked. Where a guy usually edges in on a hookup when being cock blocked - a lame female friend busting in on a hookup would be vag glued

Wow, her friend totally vag glued you...

by Craig Borysowich January 13, 2008