square root of my right nipple

Used in a way of saying it's impossible.

Tod said he can eat 10 whole pizza at once! That's like the square root of my right nipple!

by Orboot July 30, 2017

hate-root

Hope or support for the failure of (a person or group in a contest/trial or undertaking a challenge).

“I was watching GBBO and hate-rooting for him because he reminds me of my shitty ex-coworker.”

“I will always hate-root for Ted Cruz”

by ProsecuteICE November 10, 2018

Hoot root

Taking a ride with friends for the sole purpose of smoking pot.

Would you guys like to go on a hoot root

by Sobo103 March 2, 2019

Ghetto Root

A hostile black person.

Oh no that Ghetto Root is throwing a temper.
There's a Ghetto Root swearing, throwing up gang signs, and taking his shirt off in the parking lot.
That Ghetto Root claps Everytime he talks.

by Red Android June 12, 2018

Root

Slang for sex, or quicky

Guy: Wanna have a root
Girl: fuckin oath

by Walzer August 2, 2018

Cock root

The lowest point below a man’s navel before the shaft of the cock.

You bro, pull up your paint. No one wants to see your cock root.

by Mr. Balzakian January 29, 2019

North Dakota Root Canal

Performing oral sex for so long that parts of your face go numb.

I was going down on Bill for what seemed like hours and I got a North Dakota root canal.

by t pot February 6, 2019