Teacher’s Pet

A teacher’s pet is someone that is liked by teachers and is exactly like Craig...they do what they’re asked and have to be the best at everything .
by lilboiii💜 May 22, 2019
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Geography teacher

Uses the word dude way too much and is usually a lanky fat sweaty oaf.
The geography teacher gave me a detention cos hes a prick
by Adzinho April 21, 2022
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Teacher of Truth

An gnroant adult - child who has too much time on his/her hands, doesn't know anything but bigotry and foolish diatribe.
Did you know Teacher of Truth is an ignorant fool
by DamnYouMr September 20, 2018
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fuckable teacher

A teacher who is so hot that you wanna fuck them.
My art teacher is a fuckable teacher.
by Someoneyouknowbutdont November 17, 2022
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Teacher body

The soft, flabby pear or apple shape body associated with middle and high school public teachers.
6th period Spanish class had no idea Mrs . Lopez was pregnant that just thought she had teacher body.
by GorglagorE September 15, 2017
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English teacher

A person who tries to find meaning in the most minuscule things possible, sorry to break it to you, but the food choice in the first chapter of “of mice and men” means as much as evangelion

Although, some things are clear foreshadowing. take, for example the strawberry cake scene in part 5 of JOJOS BIZZARE adventure,

In it, Mista, who has tetraphobia, is mad that the group he’s in got 4 slices of cake, another person, abacchio, takes a slice

He’s the first to die

Another person, narancia, who is smarter than the average user of this cesspool of a site, says 16*55 is 28 (it’s actually 880 If you think for whatever reason that he’s right you absolute monkey-brained individual) to which, another person stabs him with a fork,

He dies by getting impaled by a portcullis (the gate thing on a castle)

Additionally, the fork stabbing person, was meant to betray them (he just leaves in the actual version)
Bro my English teacher was arrested for being the kingpin of a meth empire
by ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 02, 2023
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Teacher Bread

An entire loaf of bread, given to you by your science teacher after school.
“Oh I got teacher bread today after school, I’m not sure why”
by Fluffu_ December 03, 2021
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