Rusty Assange

Drew fell asleep on the couch at the party. When she woke up, Ty was giving her a rusty assange!
by BadHorse47 December 21, 2010
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rusty wilson

Your partner dresses up as Russell Wilson while experiencing extremely aggressive diarrhea, you then proceed to use your dick as a plunger causing a volcano of liquid magma to erupt from said partners anus upon removal.
Johnny: "Hey Brandon where's Travis?"
Brandon: "Oh he's out back giving Nolan a Rusty Wilson."
Johnny: "Tells those crazy kids to come in, the games starting."
by The Ugly Barnacle November 05, 2014
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rusty top

When a red headed girl gives you a blowjob
I went out with a ginger last night and she gave me a good rusty top.
by Denny and Al October 17, 2015
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Droppin’ a Rusty

When you blow a hemorrhoid during a massive, rough shit leaving a reddish, rusty colored stool. Very common at rest areas and truck stops from the long haulers stopping in to grunt it out.
I was droppin’ a rusty at the rest stop today before I got back on the road.

Someone was in there droppin’ a rusty. It sounded painful. All I heard was straining and the words “Damn Roid” then a very wet splash.
by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2018
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Rusty cleavage

The act of a guy fucking a woman’s mouth and simultaneously dropping a little shit between her breast as he comes.
Sally was unprepared and enraged when Patrick gave her Rusty Cleavage.

And Patrick invented the Rusty Cleavage when it suddenly occurred to him that the Double Big meal he had had 2 hours earlier had finally disclosed itself whilst his member was in Sally’s mouth.
by DirkJDiggler May 21, 2021
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rusty meatball

Rusty meatballs is the result of inserting your testicles into ones ass and pulling them out covered in shit.
Chad :I was dipping my balls into my girls ass the other night, i pulled them out and they were covered in shit.

Josef: aww man, sounds like you wound up with some rusty meatballs.
by asdfg123456789888 September 09, 2022
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Rusty England

The old lady’s arthritis made my Rusty England phenomenal.
by Snickelfritz October 01, 2017
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