pope rape

Pope rape is when you are a little child. Your pastor calls your parents saying you need to have a talk with him about your sins. Your dad works long days at KFC and your mom spends the night at her friends most nights. Your mom drops you off at the church about 1:30am when pastor Dave said Gods presence is in the church. And that’s when you get raped.

Hey pastor Dave. I’ll rape you. And then you’ll have to rape me if you can. Pope rape

by Bonkedintheheadasachild March 12, 2025

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Pope Clement VII

Born Giulio de' Medici, he was one of the four popes from the Medici Family, you'll know him for being the guy who forbade the divorce of Henry VIII and Catherine of Aragon

They never tell you which pope forbade Henry VIII's divorce, it was Pope Clement VII

by BlankCanvas742 December 5, 2022

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