friendship nut

When a friend does something nice for you, so you hypothetically orgasm.

"Alex is so sweet. She gave me a hug and I friendship nutted."

by nabruyranoitcid November 15, 2016

clarity nut

Jacking off before you tap a stranger so your emotions don't get in the way

I had to get that clarity nut before fuckin this baddie because I don't wanna start feeling anything for her

by Lil Na$ty October 15, 2015

Fatty Nut

When a nuts fluctuation exceeds 2 meters.

*Level up*

Fatty Nut Unlocked.

“Aye bro, I just got that fatty nut unlock.”

“Yeah. I got mine on December 1st.”

by Big boy xx x2 May 8, 2020

nut muffle

Any item that will catch a load while masturbating.

I was workin' it for a few minutes and before I came off I grabbed a sock- the perfect nut muffle.

by the_paperboy September 24, 2013

Nut-Gobbling

When you are kissing up to someone way to much or hanging on there jock

Man u always Nut-Gobbling for dat dude

by Kenny Lewis October 17, 2008

nut ma

A nickname of a psychotic female that owns a diner in a small town. Often known to physically abuse her husband of 30 plus years. One second she's fine the next she's bat-crap crazy throwing dishes and cussing patrons !

Man don't ever tell her that your hamburger tastes like crap because "nut ma" is frickin crazy and will start slinging dishes

by Sly rat March 1, 2017

Deadman’s Nut

The act of a man edging for a 90 day period in order to release a nut so incredibly large it could lead to dehydration, seizures, cardiac arrest, or even death. The production is so vast and volatile that others within the “splash zone “ are often left with lasting mental and physical trauma. Although warned of the possible horrors, many men still attempt the “Vikings Deed” to this very day. Legend has it that every US president is the direct product of insemination via a Deadman’s Nut.

I heard Big Jon is the 75th day of the Deadman’s Nut, I hope Cait gets her Frog Toggs in time

by StatDaddy April 21, 2020