mommy

the mean lady that drops me off at my friends houses and makes me do the dishes

my mommy made me do chores this morning.

by beefstick78 August 4, 2021

Ranch Mommy

Describes the observation of a particularly distinguishable woman among all others working her 8 to 9 hour shift, making you want to lather her feet in ranch dipping sauce and suck each individual toe: sweaty and nasty.

“Gahhdamn! That is a ranch mommy.. I am extremely bricked..”
“That girl’s got the gyatt! She’s gonna be my ranch mommy tonight!”

by Game is game May 18, 2024

river/mommy

SHES SO SWAG BUT SHE ALWAYS GROUNDS ME FROM WATCGING MCYT 😡😡

river/mommy is tall

by spencer404 July 10, 2021

Mommy

A beautiful mature woman who may or may not be an actual mom but gives off mom energy. She takes care of herself and others well. She is her own boss and doesn't need a man. In fact, men need her! A mommy attracts not only men but women as well. There isn't one person who could deny the beauty and sex appeal of a Mommy. The word "Mommy" has been widely used in pop culture by lesbians who want to sleep with their hair stylist who is older than them.

"Shannon is hot and cares for people so well, she's an actual mommy!"
"I'm gay and can't help that my hairstylist is the OG mommy"
"Mommy? I'm sorry.... mommy"
"Hot older women give MOMMY"

by spongebobsocks August 8, 2022

Plug mommy

That one friend that’s always the designated driver and takes care of everyone while they’re intoxicated. They often provide the substances as well.

Guy1: I thruww u p

Guy2: where the shit at

Garry: no worries, plug mommy got u <3

by Spicy nugget September 26, 2020

mommy

the person the coochie u came out of

cum here mommy

by urjuicymommy April 28, 2022

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016