by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
Get the land yachtmug. Anyone who rocks the popped collar, typically seen worn by Guidos and DoucheBags wearing Pink Abercrombie shirts.
Look at the 2 Land Sharks that just came in, I cant believe they think The Blowout is still cool. (WOW, thats alot of self Tanner)
by That1dude86 February 14, 2009
Get the Land Sharkmug. Semi-derogatory term used to refer to lawyers and other professionals against whom there is little positive public sentiment
Lock the doors, I heard there's a land shark going around looking for late filers.
I should have represented myself....land sharks and their fees took most of my settlement money.
I should have represented myself....land sharks and their fees took most of my settlement money.
by PiercedPsycho September 15, 2010
Get the land sharkmug. A useless item left over from the dawn of the internet when search engines worked poorly. It is nothing more than a collection of advertisement diarrhea spewed all over the internet pointing back to some poor pathetic website desperate for attention, and lacking any meaningful content or services, resorts to using this ancient and useless technique.
After searching for "cheap pickles" I found a site that claimed to specialize in selling cheap pickles, but it was just a landing page for a terrible online store that didn't have any cheap pickles at all.
by Dirtfarmer4life September 29, 2010
Get the Landing Pagemug. The patch of female pubic hair above the vagina in which the elongated sides point towards the vaginal cavity, signifying "this is where you land".
by IVEBEENJOELEDOHGODYES December 28, 2014
Get the Landing stripmug. by Starchrist January 9, 2011
Get the Atheist Landmug. A land squid is a common phenomenon found often in urban areas. These solitary creatures, much like worms, only appear outside occasionally. Usually after teenage fornication, condom ballooning, tea bagging’s and other such sexual ambiguous events. They usually look sad and crushed. The land squid can be found on concrete side walks, but is more commonly found in vaguely secluded shrubbery where by a one minute tim just finished and discarded a condom. They have no breeding habits and their diets are rather vulgar. The land squid has no natural predators except for adolescent male humans who place them on a stick in order to chase undesirable siblings away, or conversely to court a female. Many land squids can be observed just off the path in Lord Stanley National Park: Vancouver, Canada.
"It seems that the shrubbery outside the trailer park has an infestation of land squids, must be those smith kids again."
by ApollyonZero December 12, 2008
Get the Land Squidmug.