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I Fucked The Dog 

This phrase does not mean what it says... It is an easy and stealthy to mention to anyone that you had sex with the ugly guy/girl at the bar/club/restaurant . To people that aren't aware they may think its a joke , but your friends will!
Bro 1 : I was at the pub last night and when I got home, I fucked the dog.

Dude 1 : Wow dude thats funny but obviously you dont have sex with animals

Bro 2 : damn mate , why would u fuck her, dont u know theres much prettier women at the pub
I Fucked The Dog by yeaokbuddy December 17, 2022
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Talking Ben The Dog 

IShowSpeed's worst enemy
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Hair of the dog 

an alcoholic drink taken to cure a hangover.
Craig cracked open a beer, claiming it was just a "hair of the dog" to cure his pounding headache from last night's party.

Curse of John the Dog 

The very definition of a curse. It will begin by looking into the accursed John the Dog's eyes. This curse will affect your whole bloodline by causing traumatic dreams and event throughout their entire life. John the Dog was created in a freak accident after an artist accidentally brought his creation to life, and John began to spread his
curse.
I have succumb to the Curse of John the Dog. John the Dog has curse my whole bloodline!

Its not the size of the dog 

When you think about it, the statement is not what people under a certain height or weight want it to say, that the little dog always has the bigger heart and that you should never underestimate anybody. The statement is simply that the size of the dog doesn't determine the dog's heart. There are short bullies who think a larger opponent is short on heart, and they're really everything they say they are against.
Its not the size of the dog in the fight is a way for some folks to get support, but the reality is heart depends on both the underdog and the favorite, sometimes the underdog is a pussy who's already thrown the fight, and sometimes the favorite is not a favorite because of hype, it depends on the dog.

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad 

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person 1: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person 2: kys ni

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad 

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person A: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person B: Okay son, can you please stop smoking pure colombian heroin?