Closet babe

a homesexual male living a secret heterosexual life. Prefers to be the submissive type in the heterosexual relationship.

Mario has been living as a closet babe.

by Username1234509876 October 17, 2022

Cock closet

A warm moist gash

I beat the fuck out of her cock closet last night.

by The big bad carpet muncher December 21, 2019

lighting closet

a supreme workshop; the only place on this earth closest to heaven

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Closet Warfare

An act that occurs in multiplayer games. Primarily the act is conducted in a a small confined area near a high traffic area. Those that implement closet warfare tend to be homosexual males that struggle acquiring kill points with out implementing closet warfare tactics. Besides display their crooked sexuality in game, these player also enjoy sucking big hairy balls in their spare time.

Hey lets kill that queer hiding by the staircase, he's using closet warfare.

by Shockwave1972 April 25, 2011

closet hobby

a hobby that is completed secretly and unknown to others. it is enjoyed!

I love editing when I make home movies, it's my closet hobby!

by askajiggle May 2, 2016

Closet-Crush

A person someone would never admit to having a crush on because of how much of a weird loser they are

Guy 1: “Oh what about Maddie?”
Guy 2: “Oh her naw she’s way to weird. But she’s hot enough to be my Closet-Crush.”

by xXxAngelCakexXx January 17, 2023

dog closet

A place that is worse than the dog house. A place that James is put when Julie is mad at him and can be paroled for good behavior.

Did Julie put James in the dog closet again?! Wtf?!

by Bunny_Lopez February 3, 2021