Roseanne is Ryan's closet lock. He's totally gay but pretends to flirt with her so nobody will suspect.
by IHatePoorna April 05, 2011
the parter of someone who is secretly gay and doesn’t want to come out. They are used as the protection of their significant others sexuality so that people assume they are straight.
by secretclownsociety November 09, 2021
Bro 1 : Hey bro can u clear my closet ;)
Bro 2 : Yeh bro what you wanna use this time
Bro 1 : Im feeling extra saucy maybe your pp ;)
Bro 2 : yes G
Bro 1 and Bro 2: Ugh UGh HAyusggasbajhbd
Bro 2 : Yeh bro what you wanna use this time
Bro 1 : Im feeling extra saucy maybe your pp ;)
Bro 2 : yes G
Bro 1 and Bro 2: Ugh UGh HAyusggasbajhbd
by magnet977 November 25, 2019
A girl who dates a guy,who immedately after they break up becomes or tells everyone that he is actually gay.
by Mattiswhack69 March 25, 2011
An act that occurs in multiplayer games. Primarily the act is conducted in a a small confined area near a high traffic area. Those that implement closet warfare tend to be homosexual males that struggle acquiring kill points with out implementing closet warfare tactics. Besides display their crooked sexuality in game, these player also enjoy sucking big hairy balls in their spare time.
by Shockwave1972 April 07, 2011
Travis, come out of the basement closet already. Everyone knows you blow Taurens on world of warcraft.
by RSMILEY88 June 24, 2022
A person someone would never admit to having a crush on because of how much of a weird loser they are
Guy 1: “Oh what about Maddie?”
Guy 2: “Oh her naw she’s way to weird. But she’s hot enough to be my Closet-Crush.”
Guy 2: “Oh her naw she’s way to weird. But she’s hot enough to be my Closet-Crush.”
by xXxAngelCakexXx January 18, 2023