sparkling water

1: soda without any flavor, the worst kind of water.

2: masochist water

"hey, did you hear that Jim's favorite drink is sparkling water? That son of a bitch must be crazy, or a masochist."

by BigHiggins69 October 11, 2020

Water Sheep

A gray sheep from Pewdiepie’s Minecraft let’s plays. Water Sheep was thought to be a bringer of tragedy and death,but after Water Sheep’s tragic death Felix
began to mourn his passing.

Pewdiepie has made a water temple and a grave in honor of Water Sheep, and continues to grieve Water Sheep’s death every episode.

PEWDS: ah.. Water Sheep...
he was like a father to me.

by Tofu delivery boi August 13, 2019

Crisp Water

In which a beverage, usually water, is 'hitting the spot' or is very cold and refreshing.

I had some super crisp water yesterday. I put in the freezer

by hailst0rm133 October 18, 2022

WATER MOUTH

Someone who mouth runs like water. They always go something to say or always telling someone business they just keep talking and talking. And it can also be used as someone who doesn’t know how to shut up they always talk talk talk

Can you shut up damn you always running that mouth fucking water mouth your mouth run like the water always running

by Haskbya September 26, 2020

water bellied

When giving a fat guy a shower blow job the water cascades off his belly and hits the giver in the face.

Man it was torture blowing that guy in the shower, he water bellied me.

by fenderfire April 25, 2015

water buffaho

A large and aggressive stripper. Water buffahoes are known for sitting on laps without asking and delivering unwanted and possibly dangerous lap dances due to their size and strength.

I hope that water buffaho doesn't come over here. She would squash me like a bug.

"No water buffaho, i don't want a dance! I saw you dancing on my friend and i don't think he will walk right for a week."

by Bryant Bell December 21, 2009

Anti-water

Substance that makes water disappear, hence why it's Anti-water. It covers most of Egypt in a big bubble (placed by God), and it's the reason that the pyramids weren't destroyed during the giant flood. Most famous use is when Moses used it to part the Red Sea.

Moses: Yo, God!

God: What up?

Moses: I needa part the Sea.

God: Here you go homie, I just invented anti-water for you.

Moses: Thanks G!

by King of Flys April 23, 2009