Anti-water

Substance that makes water disappear, hence why it's Anti-water. It covers most of Egypt in a big bubble (placed by God), and it's the reason that the pyramids weren't destroyed during the giant flood. Most famous use is when Moses used it to part the Red Sea.

Moses: Yo, God!

God: What up?

Moses: I needa part the Sea.

God: Here you go homie, I just invented anti-water for you.

Moses: Thanks G!

Anti-water by King of Flys April 23, 2009

antihater 

An antihater is a dumbass who is really obsessed with calling other people "haters" just for the sake of doing it. They will eventually throw insults at these "haters", so basically they are hating on the haters. Therefore, these antihater dumbasses are actually massive hypocrites. Seriously, if you see an actual hater, don't be a stupid antihater and reply with angry messages. Just report or ignore that hater for goodness sake.

person with an opinion: I actually don't really like Justin Bieber

antihater: OMG OEMG UR JUST A JELOUS HATER BROOOO QUIT HAETING ON BEIBER!!!!!! NO BEIBWER NO CLOUEET!!!!!! YOU HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!!!

person with an opinion: bruh just chill, everybody has opinions

antihater: NOOO UR OPINION IS WRONG, ONLY MY OPINON IS CORECT!!!!! YOU HAVE TRASH MUSIC TATSE!!!! WHAT MUSIC DO YOU EVEN LIEK????!!!!!

person: I like EDM artists like Pegboard Nerds, Tokyo Machine, and TheFatRat, as well as heavy metal

antihater: BROOO THOSE MUSIC IS TRASHHHH

person: hey, you call me a hater, but you actually hate all of the artists I just mentioned? damn what a hypocrite

antihater by ejfidopajvioeipafjiopia October 18, 2021

antipater 

The term Antipater comes from the name of Alexander the Great's teacher and general.

It is now used as a derogatory remark for those who live too much in facts and ignore imaginary possibilities. It is often used against women who logically talk their way out of sleeping with you.

That beoatch was such an antipater, I couldn't even get a blow without a lecture from her.

antipater by Dubba June 23, 2008