crooked teeth

A code used to alert males to very large boobs without alerting their wives.

That girl has some crooked teeth.

by rwilly July 15, 2009

Motorcycle Teeth

Often present in Southern states where teeth are a scarce resource.

Andy: Omg dude, that bitch had motorcycle teeth.

Jeff: What do you mean?

Andy: You know, one up and four down bro.

by fossrus October 7, 2008

Teeth

The process by which one pulls food off a spoon or fork only with teeth. Facilitates sharing without getting someone's slobber all over your food.

"Hey man can I get a bite of that?"

"Ya just make sure you teeth it."

by Niers August 17, 2009

teet

Ridiculous mispelling of "teat" by people who think they're sophisticated and don't know any better.

Gwen has since gone solo, which people either love or hate, depending on how much they suckle upon the mainstream teet.

by W. Urd Maven January 31, 2007

Teetime

The time at which a golfer guy must get up to make his early teetime, thus not allowing anyone to have any fun after 8:00 p.m.

"Come on, Lisa. I've got an early teetime."

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

teetering on the edge of insanity

Being so wasted/tired/high that one can hardly move and feels like one might soon go insane. Usually a rather pleasurable situation.

Last weekend mate, after we hit up 3 at Jake's house i was so baked... teetering on the edge of insanity. It was stellar man!

by jamieli February 17, 2010

Big Teeth

Referring to a female well endowed in the mammary gland department, a euphimism suitable for polite company.

"Hey, she's got big teeth ;-)"

by vinnie June 28, 2004