Sub-tard

Someone who is so dense they're nearly retarded
Teacher "Your child is failing all of his tests"
Parent "We know he's a bit of a Sub-tard
by Mordecca September 24, 2018
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slow-tard

The person in the car ahead of you who is driving retardedly slow.
I would have been here earlier, but the slow-tard in front of me insisted on driving 15 mph the whole way.
by josh20mn February 23, 2011
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Sew-tard

A slow-witted and slovenly dressed resident of the far east corner of the lower east side of Manhattan. Speaks in long, rambling sentences and has difficulty forming logical connections. Maladapted to basic human sociablity. Rarely goes west of Essex or north of Grand.
"Can you believe that Sew-tard inherited a three-bedroom on the 20th floor? She is sitting on a mint!"
by Samuel Dickstein June 09, 2006
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Wii Tard

One who is not well versed in the universal art of playing Nitendo Wii
Kim: Wow, John really sucks at Guitar Hero
Joe: Yeah, he's a real Wii Tard
by Clifton Twist March 29, 2008
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fuc-tarded

Boy, that Fox network is really fuc-tarded.
by James Edward Hughes March 10, 2004
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Couche Tard

(noun) The name of the local convenience stores in Montreal and Kentucky with a winking owl displayed on the sign.
Roar, it's so scorching tonight! Let's go to Couche Tard tonight and buy some drinks to cool ourselves off. Hopefully that will reduce our swass levels.
by Matthewtropolis October 20, 2003
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cock-tard

Insult. Tard as in Retard (person suffering from mental retardation) combined with cock as in penis. Reflects the lack of intelligence, incompetence and/or mentally deficient actions of the target and equates it to that of a penis. While not the most logical association, it refers to the 'sexual intelligence' of a man with out any higher brain function i.e. thinking with ones cock. The insertion of the word 'cock' into the word also creates a sense of natural revulsion to most heterosexual males and many females. Although 'tard' has actual meaning, the effect is primarily in the sound. Unlike the other tard composites it is used more in cases of reactionary anger, but more multipurpose than fuck tard.
"You cock tard! What were you thinking?"
"Get out of it. Cock tard
by Kaiser Sma April 05, 2005
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