Sub-tard

Someone who is so dense they're nearly retarded

Teacher "Your child is failing all of his tests"
Parent "We know he's a bit of a Sub-tard

by Mordecca September 24, 2018

slow-tard

The person in the car ahead of you who is driving retardedly slow.

I would have been here earlier, but the slow-tard in front of me insisted on driving 15 mph the whole way.

by josh20mn March 9, 2011

Sew-tard

A slow-witted and slovenly dressed resident of the far east corner of the lower east side of Manhattan. Speaks in long, rambling sentences and has difficulty forming logical connections. Maladapted to basic human sociablity. Rarely goes west of Essex or north of Grand.

"Can you believe that Sew-tard inherited a three-bedroom on the 20th floor? She is sitting on a mint!"

by Samuel Dickstein June 11, 2006

Wii Tard

One who is not well versed in the universal art of playing Nitendo Wii

Kim: Wow, John really sucks at Guitar Hero
Joe: Yeah, he's a real Wii Tard

by Clifton Twist March 29, 2008

fuc-tarded

Something so stupid, it's fucking retarded.

Boy, that Fox network is really fuc-tarded.

by James Edward Hughes March 10, 2004

Couche Tard

(noun) The name of the local convenience stores in Montreal and Kentucky with a winking owl displayed on the sign.

Roar, it's so scorching tonight! Let's go to Couche Tard tonight and buy some drinks to cool ourselves off. Hopefully that will reduce our swass levels.

by Matthewtropolis October 19, 2003

cock-tard

Insult. Tard as in Retard (person suffering from mental retardation) combined with cock as in penis. Reflects the lack of intelligence, incompetence and/or mentally deficient actions of the target and equates it to that of a penis. While not the most logical association, it refers to the 'sexual intelligence' of a man with out any higher brain function i.e. thinking with ones cock. The insertion of the word 'cock' into the word also creates a sense of natural revulsion to most heterosexual males and many females. Although 'tard' has actual meaning, the effect is primarily in the sound. Unlike the other tard composites it is used more in cases of reactionary anger, but more multipurpose than fuck tard.

"You cock tard! What were you thinking?"
"Get out of it. Cock tard

by Kaiser Sma April 5, 2005