Open Water Swimming

Generally a group of menopausal ladies having a mid-life crisis, just wanting to get rid of their hot flushes

Karen: Want to go open water swimming?
Mark: No.
Karen: Well I am, I'm bloody boiling

by Brian0401 December 16, 2020

Swim through concrete

Someone who is inbred and therefore has webbed toes/fingers.

Person 1 : “Have you seen Sophie and Joe today?”

Person 2 : “ Rahh yeah, they look like they can swim through concrete 🤮“

by Suckyourmum56 January 30, 2021

Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers.

A phrase that shows that people are often draw away from their normal flow of life by seemingly good things. Either for improvement or for their downfall.

"Hey john did you hear about alex's new girlfriend? she's really fixed him up!"
"Hey swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."

"Hey did you see that alex got his car stolen by that seemingly nice guy!"
"ahh, Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."

by Narstream November 17, 2022

Swim-By

Similar to Drive-Bys, just performed by swimming Orcas

"Oh man, they got Nils in a Swim-By.

by Omeninodabanana August 11, 2022

Boy's Can Swim Soiree

The party thrown by buddies for a great guy after he announces he will be a father. The party typically includes, fine meat, such as aged ribs, pork shoulder and artisanal cheese fixed in a Valhalla fashion in a get away weekend of fun and based around the lollygagging and tom foolery that dudes enjoy with pulling over another.

Corey texted his friends that he was going to be a father. His friend Deed replied, how about we take you upstate for a Boy's Can Swim Soiree?

by manfun January 18, 2012

Swimming

The act of "Swimming" between Lanes and Traffic at High speed. Can be on the Interstate or in Normal Traffic.

Sometimes used as "Swim"

Bro, Lets go Swimming

At the Pool?

No, in the car.

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I wanna go for a swim tonight.

lets do it i've got your tail

by Rook_88 June 21, 2023

Swimming

The only true sport that should be appreciated in the athletics world more. Swimming is the only skill that can save your life, drowning? You swim. Playing football, soccer, basketball etc. I respect them all since they're all difficult sports of them own, but swimming hits different because you can't always breathe. To all the salty xc runners who say swimming isn't a sport, you're not doing so bright either. Believe me. You guys just seem to run away from your problems all the time. And them pencil thin arms and booty-shorts... our guys have speedos which is hot. But to those who are chill with us, we chill with you too. Every sport is hard in their own way but swimming is the hardest. You can't always breathe and you're going against water resistance 24/7. No wonder our bodies are built so fine

Swimmer : "I went swimming today"
Non-swimmer: "what did you do?"
Swimmer: "easy 1200"
Non-swimmer: "1200 laps?!"

by swimmingisthebestsport May 9, 2020