smuggling jelly beans

Erect nipples clearly visible through clothing.

Either it's really cold in here, or she's smuggling jelly beans.

by Mangy Coyote April 21, 2006

smuggle sack

1. tight underwear that squeezes the penis and testicles close together making it uncomfortable.

2. a small suitcase that fits up to three mexican children to get across the border.

1. billy: what did you get for christmas?

tommy: my mom got me some smuggle sacks, she is such a dumb jew.

2. hurry jesus get into the smuggle sack with your sisters

by We FuNnY December 29, 2010

Pussy Smuggling

When a wife intentionally abstains from sex in an attempt to manipulate or control her husband. A wife is also deemed a smuggler if she does not provide reasonable access to the pun just for the sake of being mean. The art of pussy smuggling is complicated, it walks the razors edge of successful manipulation and getting dumped. Usually dumped.

His wife has been smuggling for weeks, maybe he should pay attention to her more.

My wife is an extreme pussy smuggler, I think it's time I get a trade in for a newer model.

Her addiction to pussy smuggling destroyed her marriage.

by The Tangerine August 31, 2013

Smooge, Smuge, Smouge

a.)A cross between Smudge and Splooge,Spluge,Splouge.

b.)A small amount of something, usually less than a teaspoon; because a teaspoon is generally the amount of ejaculate that comes from a mans penis.

"Just put a Smooge, Smuge, Smouge of vodka in my o.j."

by Pink Taco82 May 1, 2009

smuggle

To hide any appendige in somebody's anus.

Aaron likes the warmth of the inside of Nathan's anus, that he put his foot in there.

by RYTOE November 5, 2003

Smugly

Small and Ugly

If some one is small and uggly there are a smugly

by little-1 March 24, 2009

smug

An automobile.

Tickets im out da door, hopped in me smug, and i break fast, get to my pad, sit back and laugh loc'd out as i flip thru my cash

by leathaface September 7, 2003