stroo

to strum and poo at the same time. see stroop

She is forever in the bathroom strooing.

by Justin Ettaputz September 2, 2015

Stroller Immigrant

An immigrant to any country who immigrated to a country while they were young. Stroller immigrants can be legal (Had their health and criminal records checked and allowed into the country) or illegal (Overstayed their visas or sneeked into the country), but usually, they're legal. They also adopted the culture of the host country to varying degrees.

Sanjay: Dude, I'm from another country. I know what it's like to be an immigrant.

Taylor: You came here when you were 5, Jay. You're 35. You've been in this country longer than I have been. And I was born here. You used to play lacrosse in high school, you're the best snowboarder I've ever known. Your curries taste blander than tater tots. And to boot, I saw you play cricket with your family. They're always complaining about how you hold a cricket bat over your shoulders like a baseball bat. They had to say it in English because you don't speak a word of Hindi.

You're just a stroller immigrant. You're really an American at heart. Now let's go get some pizza, Jay

Sanjay: You're right, Taylor.

by Ollie Churpuzzi October 8, 2015

Stroller-tard

A parent manipulating or parking an S.U.V.-sized stroller with no regard to anyone trying to past or around them.

I was trying to get out of the grocery store but this f--ing Stroller-tard was blocking the exit.

by longrider700 May 20, 2016

Strooong

A sarcastic way of saying that something is weak and/or overmatched.
Often used by high school girls.

"Strooong midfield pairing"

by Wombats Fan August 4, 2016

Stoolblossom

The delicate brown flower print that is transferred from your sphincter to the back of your underwear when you haven't wiped properly. Also an idiot so utterly useless that they are unable to wipe their ass.

He is such an embarrassing twat and an utter stoolblossom, I'll be bound.

by WarwickHunt September 20, 2016

Stoolagtite

The lingering fecal matter on your anus after a greasy poo.

I had way too many tacos and beer last night...this morning I had some serious stoolagtite's. I even got some on my thumb when I was wiping.

by T. Stunt March 24, 2017

Strolldonado

A Formula One driver called Lance Stroll, is well known for his ability to ruin the cars given to him by his team. He lacks skill but his daddy, billionaire provides him with all the cash he needs to follow his dreams. Lance Stroll is often compared to Pastor Maldonado, as he lacks skill but only needed money to get into F1.

Did you see Strolldonado in the Chinese GP? He crashed his car yet again.

by Strix06 April 10, 2017