stalktard

A combination of stalker and retard-A very retarded person who stalks people of the opposite sex because they're attracted to them.

Stalktard:That boy is so hot. I know where he lives.
Friend: Cut it out, you're being a stalktard.

by embem April 17, 2008

photo-stalking

Adjective: lurking on social networking sites look at strangers or ex-girlfriends photos while not knowing or communicating them. Typically involves fantasy, anger, or remorse. A form of virtual leering.

I was photo-stalking my ex on myspace and saw she posted pics of a guy taking body shots off her. WTH?

by dwasu July 12, 2009

Poop Stalker

Someone who stalks another individual for the purpose of engaging in coprophagia. They typically follow someone around, wait for them to use a restroom, then consume their feces if they didn't flush. In extreme cases they might break into someone's home solely to eat poop out of their toilet.

One of Andy Sixx's fans was a poop stalker who waited for him to defecate into a porta potty then consumed his fresh dump.

"I think I'm being followed by an internet poop stalker."

by InternetPoopStalker June 22, 2021

Stack and Jack

This is when no less than 9 homeless guys pile into the back seat of your car (generally a Prius) then lay down on top of each other stacking one by one then jack each other off.

Hey Lou! That there fuck party we had behind the dumpster last week damn near broke my dick off! Maybe tonight when everyone gets here we can just jump in this Prius and do an old fashioned Stack and Jack...So we can have a night off and I can ice my dick...

by Larry and Rex and Benny July 31, 2018

Shit Stacking

When one shits on the ground, and another shits on top of the original shit. Usually very steamy and mountainous.

C-Mac: "Someone took a steamy shit on the floor!"

Tony: "That is one big shit, it looks two things did it. Some people may be Shit Stacking."

by Mustafa_Raza_ July 18, 2012

lego stack

when a group of men insert their penises into the next mans anus and continue until they are horizontally / vertically stacked together

who tryna lego stack?

by NotGaines September 2, 2017

tech-stack

Tech-stack is spinster millennial speak for "software package". When a company presents you with a "tech-stack" - go find someone more experienced.

We have no idea what our client needs, but if we present some things to them and call it a tech-stack that'll make it sound much more important than "a set of software recommendations".

by Pork Shank May 10, 2018