Squeeze Off

A squeeze off is when two big burly men go in for a handshake and squeeze each others wrist until one passes out.

Me and Jamal had a squeeze off to prove dominance, Jamal got knocked.

by Foobies September 1, 2022

Ass Squeegee

Using your finger to wipe your ass after taking a shit.
Usually when there's no toilet paper.

Dude! The bathroom is out of toilet paper. I had to use my Ass Squeegee to clean my butt!

by SJ@24 July 17, 2009

Left-Squeezed

Missing a green left-turn arrow because you are blocked from entering the left turn lane by stacked traffic at a stoplight.

I got Left-Squeezed because the spaced-out douche in the Camry wouldn't move up enough for me to squeeze my rig into the turn lane.

by Bernankified May 28, 2011

The squeeeeelers

A group of squeeeeeling people who hunt in packs and are generally very loud and boisterous. They come from a billion different countries for example India, Italy, France, Ireland, Bangladesh and Denmark. Mostly awesome creatures who come up with bad jokes and hate on eachother. But they stay as a group. You wouldn't want to go in a fight with the squeeeeelers. they'd win.

Boy: Did you see those awesome people running on the walls?

Girl: YEAAAH! Who are these amazingly beautiful people?
Boy: The squeeeeelers!

by sdhisahydfoiybdiufhykdjhvv August 14, 2012

Ball squeezer

The ball squeezer is a male genital torcher device where the two balls are placed inside the small pocket and crushed by a object identical to a lime squeezer the hand pushes the two lever like handles push together to crush and demolish the ballsack - .anomaly_x

"Mark if you dont shut up i will put your balls in the ball squeezer"

by .anomaly_x July 21, 2020

Boob squeeze

“Squeezing occurs when: There is clear indentation (e.g. dents, imprints, depressions, marks, etc.) on the female breast or clothing caused by curved fingers in a grabbing motion."

Did you see the updated FB policy on Boob Squeeze?

by Whyisthiswet December 1, 2020

Brain-squeeze

Too much info for your brain to handle in the mornings.

Sofia started talking to me about this new job when i was just waking up ... i got a huge brain-squeeze.

by mvpbaste March 1, 2022