National post urself doing squats on snapchat day

It's a day where you post a snap video of yourself doing squats at your story on snapchat!

Random dude on snapchat: Wtf did you post on ur story?

Girl: it's national post urself doing squats on snapchat day!

Random dude: Oohhh, hold on..

by Some random doebdjcj November 1, 2020

dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens

Something to say when you are overwhelmed with what has happened. It's also funny to visualize it.

Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!

by von groovy June 28, 2017

Squat dabble

fighting,starting a fight

I dont like the way you looking at me lets Squat dabble

by Antonarc March 5, 2025

Squat dabble

When you get into a physical fight with someone you dislike. and tell them lets fight

This guy is getting on my nerves we about to Squat dabble.

by Antonarc March 7, 2025

squat cobbler

The act of sitting on pies while fully clothed or mooning the pie. Usual to the sexual pleaser of fetishers through the internet. Defined on the AMC TV show "Better Call Saul".

Man, you here Paul likes to do squat cobbler videos online? Who sells him those pies?

by darkdragonmc August 28, 2016

Cum Squat

An insult used by racist Asian people usually used to describe Jack Maher after he says the n word in a xbox party

You fucking cum squat what are you doing

by Chinese Immigrant Man January 11, 2020

Pumpkin squats

The act of taking a shit in the way Andrew Hussie does when there is no bathroom in sight. Commonly done by the small minority of degenerates who follow Andrew's career.

Man, I tried pumpkin squats yesterday and it blew me right away. Because I love the huss, I shat a lot of fuck. That's the word I use for shit, because I swear on every bit! Fuck, fuckity, Streisand fuck!

by Senator Foreskin July 21, 2023