yogurt slinger

When two sluts get drunk, one passes out, and then the other climbs up onto her naked chest and starts slapping her boobs around with her palms.

Then because they are really drunk, the one who is on top puts too much pressure on the one getting their tits smacked around that they puke all over the place.

Hence, a yogurt slinger or yogurt slinging

Yo, I just walked in on some hoes and they were doing the yogurt slinger on each other. It was fuckin' sweet.

by Takiakai Bondagangi April 23, 2006

Splunge

Plunge forcefully, used as a contraction for "super plunging."

Joe, after noticing his toilet was overflowing, knew he would have to splunge the toilet, or do some splunging.

by JamesTC July 1, 2009

splenger

Noun.
A homosexual often rempant in nature.

person 1: Ross seemed gay to me.
person 2: yeh, he was a total splenger.

by gnus child June 10, 2005

Springer

The name given to a woman who is destined to be alone and spend her life being a teacher because he needs to be around youth to make up for her wasted long life, and also because she is unaccepted amont her own peer group

Kid1) Your ganna grow up to be a Ho!
Kid2) Beats being a springer.....

by Rusty the George Nelson April 12, 2007

splunge bath

When you take a bath in splunge.
Splunge is to take a shit.
So it's to take a bath in shit.

Retard: I had a splunge bath yesterday, that's why I smell like shit.

by Chris May 14, 2005

Splinter Cell'd

The art of excusing ones self from intense sexual intercourse in lue of the need to urinate thus exiting the slightly dimmed area and imitating the traits of a well trained assassin by stealthly shadow stepping your way back in leaving the victim clueless and sniping a semen streamed shot onto the most exposed and vulnerable side of the face giving you enough time to exit the premise before the guards are alerted. Extra points for the ears.

Ivan - "Jeremy, I'm sorry man. I had to splinter cell'd your mom last night in order to make a quick escape."

Jeremy - "It's all good, as long as your safe broseafus."

Ben - "Well I'm glad to see someone made it out :\..."

by Rolemodel05 October 8, 2010

Splonge

To sponge is when you're totally dying to go for a wee and then you break wind. The act of releasing the pressure of wind make you accidentally dribble a little bit of wee. A splonger would be a person with a weak bladder and gaseous backside.

I should've gone to the loo already, I've just splonged.

Why did you just change your underwear, did you splonge?

by Bodley March 7, 2012