Slatting

Female masturbation. Used instead of fap.

Slatting was Maisie's favourite thing to do when she was home alone...

by Lemon-Death July 30, 2012

Slattern

Lauren

The slattern is untidy, dirty and sleeps with anything.

by Rumpleskiltskin March 6, 2017

anal splat

where a person has uncontrollable daihorear where you can not make it to the toilet or where if you make it the pan of the toilet is covered in pooh.

"oh dude i think i had anal spatted my pants"

"oh my god sean has just anal splatted the toilet pan"

by fazak kid May 23, 2006

Splattums

a term of endearment

"aw, come here, splattums, i wuv you!"

by Anne and Josh October 25, 2008

splatties

The diarrhea that is caused by a night of drinking heavy amounts of natty or natty ice.

Matt: Want to go get some lunch dude?

Dillon: Nah man I have to be within a 10 ft. radius of a toilet, I got the splatties.

Matt: You should get a job and buy some nicer beer.

by pearljam December 22, 2013

splaction

Splaction is a word used by fans of the teen drama TV series “South of Nowhere” on The-N network to describe (or complain about the lack of) physical intimacy depicted between the two principle lesbian characters: Spencer Carlin & Ashley Davies. See more at Spashley.

From the fan site: http://www.spashley.com/
Hey guys!!

Since we've all been so miserable about the lack of Splaction (i.e. physical intimacy) this season, I thought it would be fun and funny to start a game where we each talk about how EVERYTHING gets more action than Spashley. I'll start off.

1. My right hand gets more action than Spashley
2. Catholic priests get more action than Spashley
3. My BLANKET gets more action than Spashley

Okay, now it's your turns.

by SpashleyLUV November 10, 2008

buzzy splat

something that happens all of a sudden that is really cool

I was walkin down the street and I found a dub on the floor. that was straight buzzy splatiin!

by Elijah420 October 28, 2006