slatternly

Something only found in Kreysig's Advanced Engineering Mathematics in the reading room of the UCLA Math department.

Only a slattern would slatternly help Michael find his jacket.

by mayHem07 November 4, 2008

scattered ass

when a girl walks and she makes that shit CLAP, like a standing ovation.

Ricky: Damn, that girl gotta scattered ass!

Me: What the hell is a "scattered ass?"

Ricky: When a girl walks and she has so much ass it looks like tiny people are doing the wave in a packed stadium

by Siph6 January 4, 2009

Ladder Splatter

The act of being high up to splatter you jiz in a womans hair.

this bitch was actin up so i ladder splattered her ass

by NIKNAK10 October 21, 2010

Splatterbated

to be killed with excessive force. I.E. A squirrel being killed with a rocket. Emphasis on biological matter being grotesquely dissasembled.

Wow, that RPG totally splatterbated that guy.

by Rick Stierstorfer February 5, 2004

spitteriffic

so cool you get excited to the point of naming there awesomeness to a degree that may not be measured on any scale. No matter how hard you try.

1. "your cool"
"your awesome"
"your spitteriffic, ha i win!"
2. oh my god you are so spitteriffic

by jacquelyn heinemann April 13, 2008

shattered dream sans

hes hot and hes MINE

i wanna smash shattered dream sans right fucking now

by jjajjme.872 August 13, 2022

Meow Splatter

(noun) the act of being angry at a domestic feline and punting it into a wall or other hard surface.

I got into an argument with my cat last night because he wouldn't stop meowing so i punted him into the wall and made a meow splatter.

by cat punters September 25, 2010