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Soccermom

A term usualy meaning a mother who drives a minivan, and or volvo or similar vehicle and does activitys like scrapbooking, church etc but after a hooker sting in charleston south carolina it means a prostitute that advertises on craigslist, the term is always taken as offensive by ignorant people like baptists and other christian groups and used to ostricsisde people that really dont want to associate with ignorant people like "baptists" or christans in gerneral, closest thing chistians or other modern busybodys can get away with legally since they outlawed witchunts and lynching.
Oh MY GOD, He called u a soccermom, I hear he sold something on craigslist, I bet he worships stan and sacrifices babys, lets go on a crusade call out the homowners association.
by charlestonscisfullofbigots February 20, 2009
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soccer

oranized running
who's ready for some organized running..?
by anon. May 10, 2003
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soccer

An alternatuve to the gay bar for picking up fellow homosexuals.
The tool box is always so crowded on fridays, lets go meet some guys at the soccer field.
by rlt June 17, 2006
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those soccer boys

Those annoying dick 7th grade boys who play soccer, bully people, and talk about sex
Those soccer boys only ever talk about sex!!!
by peppapigisbae October 8, 2018
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soccer

1. (USA) a fast-paced, graceful field sport played mostly by girls, boys under age 16, and homosexuals.
2. (USA) a seasonally televised sleep-aid/tranquilizer.
The movie "She's the Man" does for American soccer what "Pride of the Yankees" did for baseball.
by A. Hick September 7, 2008
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soccerection

Noun: a soccerection is when an American, who normally doesn't pay any attention to soccer, gets extremely excited over the World Cup.
When the United States won their World Cup game last night I had a raging soccerection.
by JoeStizzy June 17, 2014
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Soccer Mom Whippits

Squirting the contents of a whipped cream can into your mouth when you are completely alone in your kitchen; often doesn't end until the can is empty
I was just looking for a light snack, but then I ended up doing soccer mom whippits alone in my kitchen at ten thirty in the morning.
by Klitorissa December 31, 2015
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