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Slippery Mantis 

(Noun). A sexual act. When a woman (typically with small hands) clasps their hands together in a prayer shape and rapidly slips their hands up and down a mans ass crack. This process usually involves a lot of oil.
Koko gave Dave a Slippery Mantis during a rub n’ tug.

Slippery Wet Floor

When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.
Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!

Slippery Mantis 

When a female (preferably with smaller hands) clasps their hands together in a prayer like shape and run their hands up and down another person’s ass crack rapidly. This includes lots of oil.
“Jane gave joe the Slippery Mantis during a rub’n tug session.”

Slippery chicken sandwich 

A threesome with 2 men and 1 woman with the woman being in the middle whilst lathered in Franks Red Hot Sauce.
Yea bro, that slippery chicken sandwich with Lisa made me piss spicy pee.

Slippery shits 

The kind of shit that leaves your crack feeling slimy. When you wipe, the toilet paper glides over your crack like it's sliding down a slip and slide.
I made jalapeno poppers last night, now I have the slippery shits.
Slippery shits by Arhs28 July 9, 2022

Slippery Man 

The combination of a "slippery slope" fallacy and a "strawman" argument.
Person A: "a dude with an ahegao hoodie came and asked for a job. i had to explain to my manager that his hoodie was porn and i wouldn't hire him"

Person B: "so you're denying people the ability to make a living based on how they look?"

Person C: "Oh look. It's a slippery man argument"