Slippery slam

The process of filling a tube sock with a collection of semen and quarters then proceeding to beat the neighborhood knaves with it.

Guys you know that kid who was being a pain in the cunt the other day. Let's slippery slam him and teach him to leave us alone.

by Angel O' Death69 April 30, 2013

slippery-tits

A term of endearment, used in reference to one's female partner after the act of ejaculating on her breasts.

Guy: 'Like 'at pearl necklace I dun' gave you there, slippery-tits?'
Girl: 'Oh, yes, it's beautiful actually! Thanks soooooo, sooooo much, babe! When can I have another???'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

Slippery Slapper

The proccess of slapping one's penis on another person's body after dousing them in urine.

friend: "Did you hear wendy's into Slippery Slappers?"
other friend: "Wow I didn't know she was that kinky!"

by zoom-uwu April 15, 2020

slippery little moose cactus

A term meant for hedgehogs or percupines. Small moose covered in spikes. Like a cactus.

Look at that slippery little moose cactus over there. He’s finna prick someone in the ass.

by Jackassmuthafucka03 November 2, 2017

Slippery Giraffe

The act is which you pour lube down someones throat and proceed to Throat fuck them.

I just slippery giraffed my girlfriend last night.

by Bumhole sniffer mcgee June 2, 2017

slippery crab latter

The act of pouring hot melted butter on someone your giving oral sex to that has crabs.

You ate out Courtney?

Yea I gave her a slippery crab latter.

by Tinker1997 March 18, 2020

Slippery Handle

A sexual maneuver involving two men. The first man masturbates and ejaculates onto the penis of the second man. The second man then masturbates to completion using the first man's ejaculate as a lubricant.

I always knew Tad and Steven were close, but I heard they took their friendship to a new level when Tad gave Steven a Slippery Handle at Kylie's party last weekend.

by terminator2ismyjam June 3, 2018