slap me silly

To slap one until they're knocked some sense into or to slap one until they're knocked the hell out.

John had to slap me silly after I jumped off that 30-foot diving board.

Mike slapped me silly when we fought after school.

by NooberCrooser November 2, 2014

penile slap

A slap in the face with a penis - also known as PLAP for short

My boyfriend gave me a penile slap last night, he is such a bar-steward!

by Julesforgirls September 29, 2006

Downs Slap

The art of slapping someone using a "Downs" Hand, thus resulting in the victim having to make you a pie. i.e. an insult

Jake was pissing me off, so i gave him a swift downs slap to his left cheek. He walked straight to the kitchen and immediately started on my banana creme pie.

by rneedham3 October 5, 2007

Nigger Slants

The cheapest offensive play in the video game Madden, where wide recievers run slant routes across the field.They are very hard to stop, can own any defense, and can be very annoying, and cheap just like real niggers in real life.

My friend jamal is acting like a cheap, annoying nigger, usin these god damn nigger slants. what an uneducated nig!

by kiddo44 August 31, 2009

Mexican Slap Off

When someone at the urinal next to you shakes off so hard that you hear their penis making meat flapping sounds. Typically occurs amongst the Hispanic population whom seem to have less conservative urinal ethics.

Dude are you jerking off next to me or what? No, just giving it a good ole Mexican slap off.

by DirteDeeds July 7, 2015

bitch slap your urn

What someone who seriously cares about you does after you've gone and done something incredibly stupid, resulting in your untimely demise.

My brother, Eloha, if you plank on the 13th story and lose your fight with gravity, I shall nuclear bitch slap your urn!

by tower62 September 8, 2011

slap bass

the most badass way to play the bass guitar.

Flea plays slap bass. OOOOOH YEAHHHHH!

by wowser77 October 29, 2009