Shoonscrolling

Shitting gooning and doom scrolling at the same time simultaneously

Guy 1: hey why is it so loud in the bathroom
Guy 2: oh guy 3 is just shoonscrolling
Guy 1: what

*Meanwhile*

Guy 3: eaungh *shoons aggressively*

by Shoonscroller67 October 22, 2025

Shoop Theory

Want rat added into source? Shoop does! AI Dev? Shoop is!

New theory: anything shoopdawg makes is ai based and any project he makes he skids or fails the brand and exit scammed.

Shoop Theory venzaud.cc - ai based and exit scammed!

by sedley November 13, 2025

Shoop

Singular word for sheep

“Did you see the shoop over there?”
“Yes thats an awesome shoop”

by Yummy-police33 December 5, 2025

Shooshee

The sweetest girl in the world

She’s lovely. Yeah, that’s Shooshee

by sofa5lamp6 December 7, 2025

shooping

shaving and pooping at the same time

i wish i had a mirror while i was shooping

by goat45 December 19, 2025

butter scoops

1. derogatory term for a man. Given for a lack of aptitude or competence in manliness. Symptoms can include muscular duchetrophy.

2. A scoop used for retrieving butter from a churn.

1. Bring a shovel, BUTTER SCOOPS! - short film, "Groove Fighters"

2. Don't forget to use the butter scoop to retrieve the butter from the churn.

by nature's bandit November 9, 2007

Blu-shoop

The bruising of the testical after an extreme sexual encounter.

After banging a prostitute for 4 hours and 100$ down the drain, I realized I have a severe case of blu-shoop.

by Blu-ShoopCaseOne April 4, 2009