Shell Shocked

The term used to describe when somebody hits you with a blue shell right as you are about to win a race in Mario Kart.

I was about to win on Rainbow Road, but then I got shell shocked and got in 5th!

Wow, that sucks man.

by cjnwhinshvgknbgdkjf March 18, 2016

the shocker

What you giv'er if she can't take the Ace of Spades.

Her as is so tight I have to break her in with the shocker.

by Leroy White April 20, 2003

The Shocker

Taking wordThe Spock Shocker/word and curling inward the ring finger leaving the index and middle fingers for the vagina and and pinky for the ass.

For the "tighter" girls in life.

by Blair Mitchelmore August 23, 2003

spoonish gee socket

(sticking the penis in an girl with one eye's empty eye socket at the same time as slaping her blatter)

bitch im gonna spoonish gee socket you

by arkblatteresmell June 29, 2009

Shockers

a name referring to an adult kickball team that is awesome on the field and has a lot of spirit. Shockers are the types of teams that would have wacky theme nights, spray paint their cleats to match the opposing team's shirts, or hang a banner of the team name. They may even take cheering to the next level with an air horn, a cowbell, or a spirited slow clap at the end of the game.

-Check out the Shockers over there, scoring runs left and right in their 80's theme night clothes!

-I want to be one of the Shockers because they always win!

by ShockThePlanet February 5, 2010

Cock Socket

Any Orifice or opeaning large enough to fit the male genetalia. (Especialy a Jacucci tube)

My hot tub has four cock sockets.

by Wackin in the shack February 21, 2003

shocker

Australian slang (possibly used elsewhere).

Used to describe a person who is surprisingly foolish or inept. Not entirely derogatory - moreso a playful taunt.

"Geez, Joe, you're such a shocker!!"
(after Joe did something stupid)

"Wow, MJ had a real shocker in that game - he only scored 11 points!"
(a woeful sporting performance will often get this call)

by Mookie S August 24, 2005