three sheets to the wind

This old saying indicating how a person walk after having too much to drink originated in New England. Wind mills used for grinding grain had four blades. Big sheets (similar to sails) where stretched across the blades (or woven between the slates). The wind mill would wobble when only three blades were loaded, hence the term "three sheets to the wind"

After consuming a bottle of rum, Bob was walking as if he had three sheets to the wind.

by Batwings August 30, 2006

sheet

(v) repeatedly receiving a text or other written communication from one person that halts conversation

Jake: "How was the concert last night?"
Rebecca: "good"
Jake: "Did you meet anyone in the band?"
Rebecca: "mhm"
Jake: "Don't sheet me girl"

by fowlerninja March 3, 2014

cookie sheeting

the act of slapping your current sexual partner in the face with a cookie sheet right after you say something really really silly to get them to look at you, usually pre-orgasm.

him: "You can't get off while biting the pillow like that, you could hurt your self!!"
her: "huwhat?!!"
*THUNK!*
her: "My fucking head asshole!!

by The5thHorseman November 12, 2004

sheet rocked

To drink so heavily that describing the alcoholic as "being plastered" just won't cut it.

Bro, did you SEE the liquor lineup tonight? Oh, man, I'm gonna get fuckin' sheet rocked!

by FlippinKamikaze August 9, 2005

Sheet

Another Word for shit

SHEET,i forgot my homework

by DaveyyyLucajjj April 6, 2009

spread sheet

1) Fat Whore: fat - a spreadsheet or excel (XL) sheet, as in extra large clothing (XL) for fat people, whore - someone who 'spreads' their 'sheets' for anyone, aka fat whore.
2) Fat Chick - an excel (XL) sheet; a fat girl who has to wear oversize clothes
3) Whore, Skank, Slut - a girl who will fuck anyone

That girl is such a spread sheet, I can't believe she fucked that guy!

Shut up spread sheet.

by Nichihda August 17, 2010

Sheetal

A loud and curious species of Indian gold-fish known for public, banal, cell phone chatter, whose preferred diet is Helva's armpit sandwich.

The mating call of the Sheetal is often compared to the sound of a shrill screeching lady, which is paradoxically the leading cause of headaches in the species.

Throw that one back, Sheetal tastes awful.

by Geoff and Vilma May 25, 2008