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Ilene-sexual

When you are straight but you like ass and tits
'ay bro, are you sure you're straight'
'yea man, im ilene-sexual'
'the fuck is that man'
'its being straight but thinking dicks are sick'
by park jimin is bae March 31, 2021
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Speed Sexual

When you start watching IShowSpeed You start looking up to him and now you start learning about what he do how he do crazy stuff and now you slowly start to become him and when your fully him Your Speed Sexual is when you act like IShowSpeed normally.
Dude are you acctually autistic? Acctually, No your Speed Sexual. You act like IShowSpeed everyday.
by FrostyAHigh June 19, 2022
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ava sexual

you ONLY like people named ava
by iloveava1111 July 31, 2022
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Homie sexual

When two homies are gay to each other but not really gay it’s more like a bro mans but, being gay towards the boys is not gay.
Being gay towards the boys is not gay it’s Homie sexual
by Kipzafterlife September 7, 2019
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Sexual Chernobyl

When one or more people of ill-repute do the nasty in a place you frequent, thereby making said place uninhabitable for fear of the resulting effect on your body, i.e. growing a third nipple, an enormous cold sore, or the worst case of anal warts you have ever seen.
My brother's girlfriend wanted him to have sex with her on my bed, but he didn't. Thankfully, now I won't have to sleep in Sexual Chernobyl.
by thatguy527 September 23, 2015
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Starfish Sexuality

An Individual who is the equivalent of dead fish in bed, aka just lies there and does nothing. Individuals of this particular variety can usually found prowling coffee shops for rich unsuspecting prey. If encountered ways to evade are to act poor and/or play bad footsie. Distinguishing factors include incredibly short height, a fondness for butter chicken and a vape accompanying them.
"I encountered a member of the starfish sexuality yesterday"
"How did you survive?"
by Lucifer1012 January 27, 2022
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Hot-sexual

A hot-sexual refers to some who’s sexual orientation is such that they are only attracted to hot members of the opposite sex.

This is also an LGBTQ+ recognised sexuality.
“Hey I’m a hot-sexual, only am attractive to hot chicks
by Swaggy9121 July 16, 2021
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