matress ranch

Refers to the fluids extracted from a very fucked on matress upon recycle.

"Bro you should have seen the matress ranch i got out of my old bed!"

by GetchaDickWet January 31, 2017

Road ranching

Masterbating to completion between the intercom and the pick up window at a fast food restaurant

I’m road ranching in the McDonald’s drive through.

by Hoover sucks February 11, 2021

Pizza Ranch

A pizza restaurant in Nebraska

Joey: Do you have pizza ranch in Texas

Liam: YEAH I DOOOOOOOO

by uncookedrice123 December 20, 2019

ranch roast

When a group of black people make fun of a white person

Bro Timmy just got ranch roasted by those dudes

by Pintsizetaco December 27, 2017

Ranch it down

The act of using an immense amount of ranch to make your food taste better and/or less spicy.

"Damn baby your chicken is too spicy, maybe you should ranch it down."

by hungryhippos May 28, 2015

Ranch it down

The act of using an immense amount of ranch to make your food taste better and/or less spicy.

"Damn baby your chicken is too spicy, maybe you should ranch it down."

by hungryhippos May 28, 2015

ranch monkey

A monkey made of ranch. This will squirt it’s hot ranch Cummies all over you if you put ice cream on his pizza

Shhhhhh the ranch monkey is coming

by Hide- July 21, 2018