Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?

Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!

by Wakner03 December 5, 2021

Ranch Water

A sexual move where one person lays on their stomach with ranch dressing in their ass, the other partner slurps the ranch out.

Zack tried Ranch Water for the first time, after douching for three hours, the water still wasn't running clear.

by Ranchwatercutie November 21, 2025

Writing in Ranch

The action of spilling ranch onto a surface and drawing or spelling things with your finger by running it through the ranch.

I loved writing in ranch as a kid!

by NeoNation March 11, 2019

You a long way from the ranch cowboy

A quote from a street urchin from the game red dead redemption 2, ts will become a meme in like 2034 idk

Arthur: hello, gentlemen

Street urchin: you a long way from the ranch cowboy

Arthur: okay, okay.

Street urchin: *gets scared* come on gotta go! *runs*

by joshua lionel cowen October 13, 2025

Minnesota Ranch Cup

When 2 or more men climax in a cup and dip their penis tips in it

Hey there bud, we’re gonna have a Minnesota Ranch Cup sesh later. Wanna join?

by Panty-and-stocking-themed-foot December 6, 2024

Ranch Rate

It’s how you rate restaurants. . . How good the ranch is.

“Girl, are you gonna let him hit it on the first date?”
“Depends on that Ranch Rate!”

by Fancy Shuffler November 10, 2018

Ranch Salad

When you ejaculate on your partners asshole and then eat out their asshole.

"Hey baby, my shitbox needs some ranch salad "

by kushinman April 23, 2016