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Dick Ranch

My dick ranch got all on her face!
by I’m good at scrabble September 27, 2021
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ranch crocs

A pair of crocs called "Ranch Crocs" that were given away in a raffle by crocs.

Yes, crocs themed like ranch dressing. It was part of a collaboration with Hidden Valley.
Person 1: "Hey, what's your favorite croc?"
Person 2: "Ranch crocs, 100%."
by aguywhosaguy October 21, 2021
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Ranch head

Someone who likes ranch too much, typically used by people who don’t like ranch as an insult for people who do.
You’re such a fucking ranch head.” (derogatory)
by Sam Mayhem February 14, 2022
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cattle ranching

A blumpkin only with a guy eating a girls pussy while the cattle (shit) comes out of the gate (ass).. bc the tongue will graze the cattle as it come out!
My girl and I are going to be cattle ranching later!! Anyone else hungry?!?
by Kbeaudry80 February 19, 2022
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samurai ranch cock

Friend: Hey what do you want to eat?
You: Samurai ranch cock
Friend: Omg me too!!
by big dick kai February 21, 2022
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heavy ranch

girl you dont even know i was with jimmy last night and he had that heavy ranch
by bmikers February 22, 2022
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Ranch Back

It's a disgusting thing people want in fine dining establishments. It's a drink and a chaser of ranch dressing. When you ask for it, you're no better than an animal.
Server: "And how will we be having our tequila?"

Patron, clapping hands together like a seal while foaming at the mouth: "RANCH BACK, ME ARE LIKEY RANCH NOW." *swallow a fish*
by Rhudra Vi February 23, 2022
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