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rectum rag 

Toilet paper for the poor.
Dagnamit, use both sides of the rectum rag, ya idjit.
rectum rag by Kool Kolino January 2, 2005
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spirit rag 

Your catch rag that you turn to after a lonely night of jacking off five times. Never washed, it is discarded only after it has become too stiff and jagged that it causes brutal injury when fornicated with.
Cheryl vomited when she found Jake's spirit rag. He said he wouldn't have one if she swallowed more often.
spirit rag by Boner Binker October 26, 2006

Jam Rag Joyrider 

A person who does not mind, or infact prefers sexual intercourse with a woman who is currently using a 'jam rag' (sanitary towel).

The jam rag may be moved to the side during the act, or a male with a specific fetish might simply abraise their member against the padded liner for one-sided pleasure.

It is un-usual for the female to be aroused during this manoeuvre but not un-heard of.
Johny: Emma's experiencing her time of the month.
Jimmy: Then why are you smiling?
Johny: Because I'm gonna rub my knob against her jam rag tonight!
Jimmy: OMG You're such a Jam Rag Joyrider mate... Jog on!

swag rag 

hold on, if i don't change my swag rag soon i might get toxic shock syndrome

Dish Rag 

Another word for a person who is a douche bag.
Both words sound alike. But one feels less gross to say.
He cheats and flirts with other girls while he has a girlfriend, what a dish rag.
Dish Rag by ForeverNever_ July 9, 2011
A wiping implement for use following a particularly vicious gangbang.
Sally, despite her extreme exhaustion, grabbed her cunt-rag quickly before the 5 gallons of semen dripped from her woman-hole.
Cunt-rag by Jesus-sauce March 26, 2008