pseudo-phylogynist

A man who is good at pretending to respect women, when in reality he thinks she is pointless unless she will have sex. These guys make it difficult for men who foolishly think respecting women is the way to her heart.

Unfortunately, this is the type of person women are attracted to the most

Not to be confused with jerk or misogynist as these men don't pretend to respect women, and tend to glamorize the concept of disrespecting women.

This is the leading cause of gold diggers, materialism and misandry

Any musician who brags about how much money he has or will spend on a girl is likely a pseudo-phylogynist because it's not necessary to do so if all you want is a relationship

The song Whatever U Like by T.I. is a great example

by Optical_Epilepsy April 3, 2011

Psuedo Rape

1. Psuedo Rape is a lot like normal rape because it involves unwanted intercourse, but the rapist has such a small penis that the victim can barely feel the penetration.

I was totally attacked last night, but it was only psuedo rape. I'm still not even sure if his small penis made it in!

by Misssssssssy January 8, 2011

pseudokimono

Term used in refernce to the clothing of anime/manga characters that appears to be derived from the kimono. Such clothes are kimono-like in nature, but for the most part, usually much skimpier.

See: Mai Shiranui, Shiba Kuukaku, Baiken, Kurenai.

by Mel July 27, 2005

pseudo kumite

Definition for a fake fight to the death; also a kick ass metal band with kickass musicians, including the best bass player ever, Dana Hutcheson.

Pseudo Kumite played the best show ever at the Starlight last night, sucks that you missed it.

by lillian black March 19, 2004

psuedo-faggot

When one thinks one is good at an activity when one is really not

xI DomKilla Ix a.k.a. Dominic is a psuedo-faggot because he thinks he is good at Gears Of War when he gets raped in every match.

by nate and jay October 6, 2007

Pseudointellectual

(noun)
Being a person marked by having
1. The ability to learn or understand or to deal with new or trying situations
2. The skilled use of reason
3. The ability to apply knowledge to manipulate one's environment or to think abstractly as measured by objective criteria
apparently rather than actually as stated.

A person who pretends to be intelligent but isn't is a pseudointellectual

by GM Yami Yokaze December 20, 2004

Pseudo-int

A pseudo-intellectual

With all his breast-beating and his quoting of brand-name intellectuals, he likes to give the impression that he is a high-minded individual concerned about society and politics. The truth is he does it only to impress girls and to garner fawning syncophants to stroke his ego. Otherwise, he really has no interest in others, no matter what they might bring to a conversation. That's why he's a pseudo-int.

by Ted Servo April 4, 2009