When the guy is about to cum during sex, pulls out, and the girl slaps his dick so hard that he cries from the pain and gets blue balls because he can no longer finish.
-May be used as a tactic to avoid dangerous situations such as the angry pirate, strawberry shortcake, or receiving HIV from someone they cannot resist having sex with.
-May also be used by a rude bitch who is selfish and wants nobody but herself to experience the pleasures of life.
-May be used as a tactic to avoid dangerous situations such as the angry pirate, strawberry shortcake, or receiving HIV from someone they cannot resist having sex with.
-May also be used by a rude bitch who is selfish and wants nobody but herself to experience the pleasures of life.
I got it in with her the other night; I knew she was selfish, but I didn't think she'd go so far as to give me the preemtive strike! What a bitch!
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Roses are red, violets are blue…You followed along! THANK YOU!
The suspense is intense, but it’s about to end.
Thanks for hanging in there so long, my friend.
A cat, a car, a job, or man?
Sorry to disappoint, it’s definitely not OnlyFan’s.
Now the time has come & it just wouldn’t be me…
If my response was easy, not feisty or mischievous, you see?
The answer’s is the photo, do you see where?
I’m sitting it in! I got a new CHAIR! 🪑
🤭🤭🤭🤣
The suspense is intense, but it’s about to end.
Thanks for hanging in there so long, my friend.
A cat, a car, a job, or man?
Sorry to disappoint, it’s definitely not OnlyFan’s.
Now the time has come & it just wouldn’t be me…
If my response was easy, not feisty or mischievous, you see?
The answer’s is the photo, do you see where?
I’m sitting it in! I got a new CHAIR! 🪑
🤭🤭🤭🤣
by Mischievous Megan June 9, 2022
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I am but a slimey worm groveling at your feet,
Sobbing like a little child who begs for something sweet,
With boundless brains and beauty there's none that can compare,
I wish to kiss those sexy lips and grab you by the hair,
Thoughts of you flow through my mind all throughout the day,
I long to be in service to a Godess Mistress J....
A loving admirer
I am but a slimey worm groveling at your feet,
Sobbing like a little child who begs for something sweet,
With boundless brains and beauty there's none that can compare,
I wish to kiss those sexy lips and grab you by the hair,
Thoughts of you flow through my mind all throughout the day,
I long to be in service to a Godess Mistress J....
A loving admirer
Tribute Poem. Noun...a tribute is something you say or do to show admiration of someone.
I wrote a tribute to Bambi , I hope she enjoys it.
I wrote a tribute to Bambi , I hope she enjoys it.
by Mistress J admirer July 1, 2022
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Jorge: Nice, man! Anyone would be lucky to burn the poem on her.
Jorge: Nice, man! Anyone would be lucky to burn the poem on her.
by Alex McCullough May 12, 2012
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From the start you stole my heart
You make a smile that lasts a mile
In fact you make smiles last 8 miles
Someone who doesn't judge me for who I am
The one who hears it word for word,truth for truth
A person I can trust
Someone to talk to,
Hold in my heart
And love for life
And live happily in death do we part
From the start you stole my heart
You make a smile that lasts a mile
In fact you make smiles last 8 miles
Someone who doesn't judge me for who I am
The one who hears it word for word,truth for truth
A person I can trust
Someone to talk to,
Hold in my heart
And love for life
And live happily in death do we part
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Fatty Matty has a wrinkly dog
fatty Matty doesn’t stop eating hot dogs
Fatty Matty has no balls
and he’s so fat he has to crawl
Fatty Matty wanks off chicks
he defo has a small inverted dick
~ Kloe *****
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Fatty Matty has a wrinkly dog
fatty Matty doesn’t stop eating hot dogs
Fatty Matty has no balls
and he’s so fat he has to crawl
Fatty Matty wanks off chicks
he defo has a small inverted dick
~ Kloe *****
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