poser

Someone who pretends to like something only because other people like it in an attempt to get popular

Nick you only play guitar because everyone else does

Nick you only listin to classic rock because sam does

by Forest July 16, 2008

Poser

1. Any person who conforms to a fashion statement rather than an ideal or way of life. Most American universities, colleges and secondary schools keep a steady population of poseurs, usually in art classes and libraries. The poser is known to congregate in small groups, usually of their own ilk, or with real punkers or metalheads in an attempt to fit in. The telltale sign of a poseur is their lack of knowledge of music, art and the culture they are pretending to portray. As an example, the roots of the punk rock movement was based more on all out rebellion and an attitude going against the social status quo and morays. In contrast, the poseur holds none of these values, yet will pretend to.

"My advanced ceramics class is chock full of hipster poser fucks. All they do flip their scarves around and talk about going to shows and making out and doing their hair."

"Did you see those two hardcore guys beat the snot out of that poser guy after the show?"
"Yeah, they broke his nose and stole his scarf"
"Serves him right for wearing a scarf in the summer"

by sonickrrang October 8, 2008

Poser

Someone who tries to fit in to a section or label. Basically, they go overboard with what they wear and yet know nothing. (aka surfer posers, skater posers, emo posers ,etc.) they also think that what they where is what those type of people where as well

*insert poser example here*

by Bobbeh McCrisco January 25, 2009

poser coupe

Any compact imported economy car, usually Japanese in origin, that has been excessively modified so as to resemble some bastardized, twisted mockery of a sports car, but has had little, if any serious performance related modification. To add to the illusion of being a performance vehicle, Fart Cannon mufflers are often added also to make the vehicle sound powerful to the untrained ear.

"Check out that dumb shit in the poser coupe!"

"HAHAHA That soccer mom in the minivan just left him in the dust!"

by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009

Poser

Someone who pretends to be something they know they are not.

"i know this poser who thinks he is metal but he is really just a scene kid, his name is Matt Flores"

by THALLI May 19, 2010

Poser Blues

The lamentation over the realization that the sudden increase in the Punk population was due to Warp Tour coming through town, and the equally sudden decrease when it's passed means it was just a bunch of posers.

Note- Warped Tour has no affiliation with the posers it creates/attracts, it is just an event that always seems to create/gather them.

Sad that all the new punk boys you were checking out at the mall came from warped tour? Seems to me like you got the Poser Blues

by Orbindo June 21, 2010

poseebs

An abbreviated, through almost elongated version of possibly.

Dougie-Fresh: We goin' to JP's for dinner?
Scott-Tastic: It's def poseebs.

by scotty2hotty_obv December 14, 2010