mosh pit taint

Two separate mosh pits divided by a line of douche bags who refuse to mosh

There's a mosh pit over here and a mosh pit over there, but you bunch of douche bag mosh pit taint are getting in the way, just pick a f'ing side

by wiki wha ??? February 15, 2009

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slush pit

a women that has had a yeast infection rescently or has just got very bad hygeine.
The slush pit is the slimy cottage cheese like substance sometimes found in a womens vagina, a slush pit exceeds the normal amount and can smell like three week old after birth mixed with burnt piss and cider.
A slush pit can harbour many other diseases such as mouth aids, regular aids, genital warts etc......

Friend:" now then mate how did the fuck sesh go with that hotty from ibiza?"

Man: " not to good mate, got her round to mine took off her clothes and pants to find a slush pit, the smell made me gag!"

Friend: " so did you not get any action then?"

Man: " No i still fucked her, it was just messy and my tongue is hairy and my mouth wont stop watering also iv got a load of large lumps all over my penis"

Friend: " sounds like youve caught mouth aids and warts mate"

Man: " Fuck!!"

by daddy im bo'vad August 26, 2011

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