Grease pencil

A euphemism for messy anal sex with a man with a very slim penis

'hows it feel babe, are you enjoying our experimental session'

'aye babe this is class, only problem is me shaft looks like a grease pencil'

by Tebbsboys March 19, 2022

pencil leperchauns

The little bastards that take your pencils when you're not looking. Also, just to mess with you they put the pencil back into your pocket a couple hours later just to fuck with you.

John: Have you seen my pencil?
Eric: No. Wasn't it just on the table? I think the pencil leperchauns got to it.
John: GOD DAMN IT!

by Nart Releehw September 26, 2011

rhode island piss penciling

Rhode island piss penciling is when you shove a pencil down your dickhole and then piss as hard as you can to get it out.

Rhode island piss penciling is when you shove a pencil down your dickhole and then piss as hard as you can to get it out.

by Logan LP September 12, 2025

pencil straight

extremely straight; like a pencil

i have pencil straight hair

by darkmatter829 November 26, 2023

Thick Pencil

A fat girl who has no curves but is still to big to wrap your arms around

"Hey man did you see Sam at the party last night?"
"Yeah dude she's a total Thick Pencil"
"Haha Ew"

by BonnabelShade October 13, 2016

Pencil Muncher

The retard/s in school who’s occupation are munching or gnawing on pencils (usually the erasers), leaving an almost unusable finished product

Person 1: Hey *person 2*, can I get a pencil

Person 2: No, ask *Retard 1*

Person 1: Fuck no, I don’t want that pencil munchers chew toy.

by PootSniffer March 11, 2023

crazy pencil lady

1. a gal who has a lot of dead pencils in her backpack
2. cherlene

she is one crazy pencil lady

by compositionbook333 September 5, 2018