An annoying person who will one up anything that is posted on an online forum, message board or social network site. If you post an update about something they will try to top it with a personal story of their own. Also applies to posts about videos, links, etc., as they will tell you how your media is old, a repost, or how ________ is better than what you posted.
On Facebook:
Mike: Check out this funny ass video of a rabbit humping a football!
Brian: Old! Repost! Fail!
Mike: Man, Brian is a real Online One Upper, what a douche!
Mike: Check out this funny ass video of a rabbit humping a football!
Brian: Old! Repost! Fail!
Mike: Man, Brian is a real Online One Upper, what a douche!
by horse-dong November 16, 2010
Imagine all things bad about school, the boring teachers, long classes, basically wasting time.
Then mix that with having to do All assignments as homework, no exceptions, have to wake up an hour earlier, oh and don’t forget How your parents care way more about your grades in online school for some god forbidden reason. Then you get the most unholy abomination the likes of which humanity should never have to witness again.
Did I also mention the amount of will power and dedication it requires for you to sit in front of a screen listening to blander then cheese pizza teachers talk about shit you don’t care about when you could hook up your pc or game console and do something that’s a les a waste of time?
Then mix that with having to do All assignments as homework, no exceptions, have to wake up an hour earlier, oh and don’t forget How your parents care way more about your grades in online school for some god forbidden reason. Then you get the most unholy abomination the likes of which humanity should never have to witness again.
Did I also mention the amount of will power and dedication it requires for you to sit in front of a screen listening to blander then cheese pizza teachers talk about shit you don’t care about when you could hook up your pc or game console and do something that’s a les a waste of time?
Oh a jerry you look depressed as fuck, what happened?
Oh well now I have to take Online Middle School, I’m failing math, French, and reading and I have basically no personal life.
Oh well now I have to take Online Middle School, I’m failing math, French, and reading and I have basically no personal life.
by le gold October 23, 2020
What happens on your favorite internet forum or chat group right about 3pm in the afternoon. All the sudden you notice everyone is gone and you are all alone. Then you realize why. It's time for everyone to spend the last two hours of the workday actually producing something to justify their continued existence as an employee. Occurs for stay at home parents too, it's the point where they realize they better clean the house and throw in a load of close to justify their continued existence as a non-employee.
Adapted for the preteen and teen set: What happens around 10pm when all your friends had to get offline so their parents will think they are actually going to bed and to sleep, resolves in about an hour.
Adapted for the preteen and teen set: What happens around 10pm when all your friends had to get offline so their parents will think they are actually going to bed and to sleep, resolves in about an hour.
"Holy crap, there were 10 people here a second ago, where'd they all go? Oh, it's 3pm already. Man this day went by fast. I hate temporary online friendlessness. I guess I had better get some work done before I go home."
Jack: I know what you mean.
Angelica: I
Jack: What?
Jack: Where'd you go?
Jack: Oh, it's 10pm, I'm going to get something and be right back, come back when your parents think you are in bed.
Jack: I am not deterred by temporary online friendlessness.
Jack: I know what you mean.
Angelica: I
Jack: What?
Jack: Where'd you go?
Jack: Oh, it's 10pm, I'm going to get something and be right back, come back when your parents think you are in bed.
Jack: I am not deterred by temporary online friendlessness.
by Harmony08 December 07, 2010
The game of I Spy - but played over MSN, Skype or other instant messaging services. It requires more creativity, imagination, and knowledge of the other player(s) than traditional I Spy. The guesser may request clues if they need help.
"Wanna play Online I-Spy"
"Sure thing!"
"I spy something beginning with...J"
"Jeans" -- "No"
"Juice" -- "No"
"Jumper" -- "Yessssssss! :D"
"Sure thing!"
"I spy something beginning with...J"
"Jeans" -- "No"
"Juice" -- "No"
"Jumper" -- "Yessssssss! :D"
by Jamee999 May 23, 2009
GTA Online Character is a character you play as in GTA Online. You chose how it looks yet still you will probably spend like 10 minutes to make your character actually look somehow normal.
GTA Online's Character's personality is depending on which kind of player you are:If you are a sweaty tryharding asshole then the character will look like shit and very weird.
A normal player's gta online character will probably look normal like u know the kind of normal.
GTA Online's Character's personality is depending on which kind of player you are:If you are a sweaty tryharding asshole then the character will look like shit and very weird.
A normal player's gta online character will probably look normal like u know the kind of normal.
Me:Yo look at my GTA Online Character do you like how he looks?
Friend:Man ur GTA Online Character looks like a typical tryhard i do not like it.
Friend:Man ur GTA Online Character looks like a typical tryhard i do not like it.
by LamarDavisProductions January 30, 2021
A forum with no moderation and lots of noobs. Each day, there is a flame war and the majority of the members have the inteligence of an 11-year-old who drinks paint.
by Sterolizer November 03, 2004
"hey bro did u see that one episode of sword art online?"
"oh you mean MID art online? haha sorry, i'm not a virgin"
"oh you mean MID art online? haha sorry, i'm not a virgin"
by yowai/mo January 04, 2022