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cunt and onion

A term that can be used to replace any profanity in a cheerful yet meaningful manner, it is mostly appropriate when a profanity must be shouted. It is also often used when everything is going against you but you simply don't give a shit and is in this case expressed in the song; 'cunt and onion, cunt and onion, tra la la la la'
playing FIFA and someone scores against you:

'oh cunt and onion!'

or

Your life's going to shit, the wife has left and you lost your job

'cunt and onion, cunt and onion, tra la la la la'
cunt and onion by cuntandonionfc November 20, 2013
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big onion 

Damn girl that is one huge fine ass - shake that big onion!
big onion by radius_is_grumpy February 10, 2017

red onion 

a hole in the wall, a really crappy bar or hangout
"I needed to get out of the house for a while, but I didn't want to go far or spend a lot of cash, so I just went to that red onion down the street."
red onion by TheMocker December 30, 2013

Bulging the onion bag 

Common parlance among tabloid sports journalists for scoring a goal in football. Unwittingly, they are also referencing an obscure gay sex act whereby one participant stretches the other's scrotum taut across his mouth and pokes his tongue between the balls.
Rooney's having a great season, bulging the onion bag 16 times already!

In my onion 

When someone asks you what IMO means, you tell them "in my onion" to keep them thoroughly confused.
DJ: IMO my dick is soft
Cydney: What is IMO
DJ: In my onion.
Cydney: Hahaha onion is such a funny word
In my onion by DJ Squeezy Juice January 22, 2009

Devils onion ring 

This is the area behind your taint. Also known as a butt hole or ass hole.
Man your devils onion ring is stinky today.
Devils onion ring by Matt Nickel August 12, 2008

Japanese Onion Ring 

When you piss on someones face, getting it all through an onion ring, then shitting all over their face.
Bro, I so gave this girl a Japanese Onion Ring last night!
Japanese Onion Ring by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011