taking a fuck

When you give so few fucks about something, that you actually start to take fucks instead.

Person 1: Do you even give a fuck?
Person 2: I give so few fucks that I'm actually taking a fuck.

by Hurricane Irma November 27, 2017

take it in the pants

When you need to crap so bad that you know your not going to make it to the bathroom. So you just decide to "take it in the pants"

"Lordy, the bathroom is closed. I quess I will just have to take it in the pants ".

by Captain Breed April 12, 2017

take it to the club

When things are getting too hot.

This shit is getting too hot....let's take it to the club.

by backrow50 January 13, 2018

Take It Barry

A sex act where the woman straps on a dildo and sodomizes her man with it. The name comes from a scene in the movie "Zack and Miri Make a Porno".

Yeah, take it! Take it! Take it Barry!

by Alex Stockwell August 18, 2009

taking brown

Fucking someones ass against their will.

I was in the prison hospital because a couple of well hung inmates took my brown

by Doyle February 11, 2004

taking a frank

taking a shit that prevents your coworkers from entering the bathroom once you finish.

i wouldn't go in there once he comes out, he's taking a frank.

by kuruption11 November 3, 2009

Soap-take

n. When, during soap operas and some sitcoms, a character stares off-screen until the scene ends and commercials begin.

Doctor: Steve, the tests have come back, and... I don't know how to tell you this, but Alan isn't really your son.

Steve: Then whose is it? *Does a soap-take*

by Godofgamers September 9, 2009