stephen alex root

a boy who really loves jet skis

alex’s gf: “When Stephen Alex Root isn’t paying attention to me, he’s on his jet ski.”

by mattresseater August 3, 2023

thick root

Another word used in reference to male genitals

Girl: im so tired but i can't go to sleep

Guy: sounds like you need a thick root

Girl: lol

by threestacks January 16, 2017

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

North Korean Root Canal

You kick someone in the shin and when they inevitably bend over to grab their leg you shove your dick in their mouth.

Wendy wouldn't give me a BJ so I surprised that bitch with a North Korean Root Canal.

by Bigblackorthodontist April 6, 2024

Hank's Root Beer

The best freakin' soda for any Eastie Beasty out there. Plus I know the guy (or my rockin friend Liam does) so I can get us hooked up!

Have you guy's ever heard of Hank's Root Beer?! It's so good and I actually know the owner.

by Meatcringe February 24, 2021

Root of all evil

Money is the root of all evil

I still believe it's the root of all evil. Misunderstanding 😔

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 23, 2019

Enoch Root

Enoch Root is a NY based alternative-progressive rock band created by multi-instrumentalist and songwriter Reese Alexander Ortenberg. With influences from bands like The Dear Hunter, Haken, and Porcupine Tree, Enoch Root creates a surreal and intense listening experience with powerful melodies, overarching themes, and twisting riffs full of ear candy.

Timmy: Enoch Root sucks ass

Reese:kys

by Dylangamer1337 September 13, 2023