Taco Smash

Smashing one's genitals onto a slain opponent's face. The female version of the teabag.

What are you doing?
Teabagging this guy I killed.
Girls can't teabag, they don't have the bag. They have to taco smash instead.

by The Clever Linguist May 17, 2014

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Smash poo

A smash poo is when you take a very large poo and it smashes the toilet

P1 we have get a new toilet

P2 why

P1 because I took a smash poo

P2 what the fuck is a smash poo

P1 A smash poo is when you take a very large shit and it smashes the toilet

by Poopy bumcheeks August 9, 2022

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When an Italian kid gives oral to a chick and shoves his cock down her throats until she starts choking. Then the Italian kid says in a sexy voice, you like the Italian sausage huh. Then cums in her throat and let's it drip out of her mouth

Oh that girl that was with me last night, yeah I gave her a sam smash

by anthon shamal April 23, 2017

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The Mogar Smash

The act of punching your girl in the face, slamming her head down, then proceeding to have anal intercourse with her.

My girl wasnt in the mood last night, so i pulled The Mogar Smash on her.

by exonautic October 15, 2014

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smashed clam

A porn stars sausage wallet that's been smashed by hundreds of dudes with horse like willys , it is most unpleasant to look at and hence looks like a smashed clam.. Approach with caution. May smell like tuna or stale baby gravy.

Look at the smashed clam on her, I wouldn't fuck it with your dick.

by wetfart July 31, 2014

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Thanos Smash

When Thanos uses his infinty stones to make his penis seem larger then reproduces with a female. When Thanos nuts it comes out as grape juice and all the girls love the amazing taste of it.

Bro I saw this hot girl and we Thanos Smashed later
Bro really I Thanos Smashed yout mother that night too

by Adi R. April 22, 2019

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