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jizz tornado

When a man gets a timely pullout and celebrates by violently shaking his penis in an upward circular motion while ejaculating.
Dude1: Bro how'd it go with sydney last night?

Dude2: Dude, It was a perfect jizz tornado!
by HeyxItsxVinny June 2, 2016
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Jizz & Jam

When you put your pp in a jar of marmalade and give it to someone.
by Wheelock truck March 14, 2022
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Jizz Mule

1. A woman forced to carry your baby.

2. A person who unknowningly carries jizz across international borders.

3. A mule that is used for pornagrafic acts in beastiality films.

4. A girl which is cummed on, in the face, by a small group of men. (see Jizzdonkey)
1. Hey Mike your wife's had another mis-carriage why don't you get yourself a Jizz Mule.

2.Tommy I need some help loading up the jizz mule.

3.The Jizz Mule has been fucking all day I think he needs a break now.

4. This bitch was a real Jizz Mule, me and the lads all spunked in her face.
by boss_and_chief May 14, 2011
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Sniper jizz

Person 1:AHHH WHAT WAS THAT?!!!

Person 2: You've been sniped.

Person 1:Dude I told you not to use your sniper jizz on me!
by chupe13 July 7, 2010
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Jizz Trumpet

Someone shooting his mouth off and not having a clue. Hes shooting jizz from his mouth like a firehose.
by Spiderwilliams April 27, 2020
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Ninja Jizz

When there is visible jizz on one's pants, yet the wearer of said pants has no idea how it came (no pun intended) to be there.
Emily: Nice white splotchy thing on your crotch...
Cara: Oh, it's just the light.
Emily: Are you sure...?
Cara: Unless I'm being ninja jizzed, there is nothing there!
by ThatPurpleChik March 22, 2010
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Soap Jizzed

When you are washing dishes and inadvertently squeeze the dish cloth close to your body, causing you to be squirted by the soapy water it has retained.
Girl: What's on your shirt?

Guy: I was washing dishes and accidentally soap jizzed myself.
by Weston150 March 25, 2013
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