jizz tornado

When a man gets a timely pullout and celebrates by violently shaking his penis in an upward circular motion while ejaculating.

Dude1: Bro how'd it go with sydney last night?

Dude2: Dude, It was a perfect jizz tornado!

by HeyxItsxVinny June 2, 2016

Jizz & Jam

When you put your pp in a jar of marmalade and give it to someone.

I want Jizz & Jam

by Wheelock truck March 14, 2022

Jizz Mule

1. A woman forced to carry your baby.

2. A person who unknowningly carries jizz across international borders.

3. A mule that is used for pornagrafic acts in beastiality films.

4. A girl which is cummed on, in the face, by a small group of men. (see Jizzdonkey)

1. Hey Mike your wife's had another mis-carriage why don't you get yourself a Jizz Mule.

2.Tommy I need some help loading up the jizz mule.

3.The Jizz Mule has been fucking all day I think he needs a break now.

4. This bitch was a real Jizz Mule, me and the lads all spunked in her face.

by boss_and_chief May 14, 2011

Sniper jizz

Unexpected and from across the room

Person 1:AHHH WHAT WAS THAT?!!!

Person 2: You've been sniped.

Person 1:Dude I told you not to use your sniper jizz on me!

by chupe13 July 7, 2010

Jizz Trumpet

Someone shooting his mouth off and not having a clue. Hes shooting jizz from his mouth like a firehose.

That politician is a jizz trumpet!

by Spiderwilliams April 27, 2020

Ninja Jizz

When there is visible jizz on one's pants, yet the wearer of said pants has no idea how it came (no pun intended) to be there.

Emily: Nice white splotchy thing on your crotch...
Cara: Oh, it's just the light.
Emily: Are you sure...?
Cara: Unless I'm being ninja jizzed, there is nothing there!

by ThatPurpleChik March 22, 2010

Soap Jizzed

When you are washing dishes and inadvertently squeeze the dish cloth close to your body, causing you to be squirted by the soapy water it has retained.

Girl: What's on your shirt?

Guy: I was washing dishes and accidentally soap jizzed myself.

by Weston150 March 25, 2013