oliver gjerde

Oliver Gjerde is a sexy damn guy. He has the biggest penis of all time! And all the girls love him!

Damn, that cook is nearly as big as oliver gjerde’s

by bubula56 June 4, 2020

Oliver Pervizpour

4’11 dwarf. Sucks at Fortnite. And is Jewish

Example 1: wait whose at my door. Oh it Oliver Pervizpour, I just couldnt see him because he’s too short

by JackPoo25 June 4, 2020

Oliver’s dick

It’s quite large. Around 8-9 inches long and 3-4 inches thick

Damn, you gotta Oliver’s dick

by I’m better than Ryan January 29, 2021

oliver baxendale

To completely disappear without prior warning and reappear as if nothing happened. If questioned, play the fool and deny any such action.

Friend 1 : Where did Frank go?
Friend 2 : no idea, he must've pulled an Oliver Baxendale.
Frank : Hey guys!
Friend 1 : Where were you? You just vanished.
Frank : No I didn't.

by gregor ross March 14, 2018

Oliver Hale

A man with an oozing lust Kanye Omari West and counterculture references. Unconcerned with hygiene Oliver Hale tends to contribute to a sad odor that leads to noxious and revolting conditions. Oliver is prone to causing deep feelings of exasperation in individuals by his relentless references to The Office, Parks and Recreation, and Reddit posts that frequently lack relevance to the conversation at hand. If anyone tries to disagree with Oliver Hale he will quickly shoot you down with a nasty zinger.

In a social setting
Person 1: Dude James crashed into an electrical pole, it's bad he is really injured.
Person 2: Holy shit that's terrible.
Oliver Hale: That reminds me of when they did polling on Parks and Rec.

by BBQ Sauce Slut June 12, 2018

norm oliver

A freakishly tall man that's socially retarded, hung like a squirrel, and wears florescent clothing in an effort to get attention. A guy that was, in high school, voted most likely to be poisened by co-workers.

ewww...check out that florescent tard he stands out like a norm oliver.

by mingna June 11, 2008

olive juice

Something you silently mouth to someone to return an "I love you". When you silently mouth "olive juice", it looks like "I love you". A silent "olive juice" is usually used when someone tells you they love you, and you want to keep them, but you're not ready for that.

Man, Christie told me she loved me last night. I don't really wanna take that step yet, but I don't want her to dump me. . .so when i saw that she was waiting for me to say it back, I just mouthed "olive juice" and started making out with her.

by zoe, dipshit. February 14, 2010