tree face

man-whore who cheats on you but then says he loves you and attempts to make up for it by writing you a poem and proposing in it.

guy: "i know i cheated on you and lied about it, but i love you! i wrote you a poem. be my wife?"

girl: "holy shit don't be such a tree face"

by squirtle:) December 20, 2009

Birch Tree

Bitch but just nicer

You're being a birch tree right now.

by Anonymous Dumbo Octopus September 02, 2020

light the tree

smoking weed

dubstep is so great after we light the tree

by lindsaymichelle February 11, 2011

theater tree

What you call a person in high school or Jr high who is the best in a theater group, but gets cast in terrible roles because of an obvious dislike from the director.

Sanjaya: So Flotus, I heard about you being the chorus in the high school musical. I sorry, dude.

Flotus: DOnt worry. Every one knows that I'm the theater tree so I don't mind much.

by Nonyo Binness May 18, 2007

Tree-Swinger

(Australian Slang) 1. One who makes a mockery of themselves and others subconsciously or without intent.
2. One who cannot make up their mind.
3. Anyone roughly defined as a fool or buffoon.

That Rodger Barley; What a fucking tree-swinger!

by Agent FareEvader August 13, 2003

tree couch

-noun- a piece of furniture for seating from two to four people, typically in the form of a bench with a back, sometimes having an armrest at one or each end, and partly or wholly upholstered and often fitted with springs, tailored cushions, skirts, etc.; sofa. Is found in trees.

1: "Man, wanna build a tree house?"
2: "I'd rather make a tree couch!"

by forgarth April 10, 2010

tree spot

Tree Spot is a hella chill tree in Los Osos, CA. Many a young adventurer go there to smoke marijuana. There are 3 good spots to sit, and if you dont call one of the three before you get there, you either have to stand or sit in 5 and 6.
It is close to town and easy and convinient.
The 2nd best spot next to bay spot

"Lets go blaze at Tree Spot!"
"Dibs on #2 spot."
"Alright, I get #1."
"#3"
"shit i dont want to have to stand again!"

Tree Spot is amazing.

by ftwyeeniggayeee August 19, 2008