short on numbers

Not enough money--inadequate cash.

I'm not going to be able to go--I'm a little short on numbers.

by pRODIGAL1 December 29, 2011

Cut the numbers

To look over one's budget or financial position.

Wanna get a pizza?
Lemme cut the numbers real fast, I got no cash on me.

Honey, take me shopping for Valentine's day.
Ok sweetheart. Let me cut some numbers, you can go grab your coat, we can leave in five.
(woman takes one hour to 'get ready', guy browses pr0n online.)

by phillydrifter March 2, 2011

Avocado's number

Avocado's number, 1.66×10⁻²⁴ = 1/Avogadro's number, is the number of moles in a guacamole. A guacamole is Avocado's number of moles, which just happens to be one molecule. While we're at it, a guacameter is 1.66×10⁻²⁴ meters, just as a yoctometer is 10⁻²⁴ meters.

We study single molecules. We used to have to say we study 1.66 yoctomoles of molecules, but ever since ISO added the prefix guaca, equal to Avocado's number, we study one guacamole of molecules.

by Dr. Ripe Avocado, PhD. November 23, 2022

number 3

To masturbate; to beat it.

Dude, you've been in there forever. Are you going number 3?

by 2014_chiguy November 6, 2006

Number Crunchers

People who do Soduku puzzles while taking a crap.

He's one of those number crunchers in the bathroom.

by alfie_fan January 5, 2010

imaginary number

An imaginary number is used in pointless math equations that do nothing but find another number. They are the reason for bad grades in math classes. Imaginary numbers have no real significant value except that you get a grade for something that is fake. Imaginary numbers come in letter form just to piss everyone off. They are the drunk girl at the party in the number world.

Aaron: I love imaginary numbers because I'm delusional.
Justin: Shut the fuck up. they are fake and you are high!!!

by J_Ran the King May 22, 2009

Number Three

When you use the bathroom for urination it's number one.
When you use it to defecate its number two.
When you use it to masturbate its number three.

Number one - Gold like the sun'
Number two - going poo
Number three - the devil sets my sperm free
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I just went number three on myself.

by VegSXEBassist August 17, 2007