post-nut clarity

that moment after you fap when you realize just what the fuck you've been yankin* to

*definition number 3

post-nut clarity is the leading cause of search history deletion

by Skeetskeetskeetward July 4, 2017

Deez Nuts 2016

A fake presidential campaign launched by a 15 year-old kid from Iowa. The campaign is basically meant as a joke, but it is also a statement of frustration over the two-party system and the lack of decent candidates. Oddly some polls have shown Deez Nuts is the most popular independent candidate since Ross Perot

The Deez Nuts 2016 campaign was meant as a joke, but the campaign has brought up some interesting issues. For example Deez Nuts has pointed out the hypocrisy of Fox News for fanning the flames of birtherism in regard to Barack Obama who was born in Hawaii to an American mother and a Kenyan father, but has never questioned the citizenship of Ted Cruz who was born in Canada to an American mother and a Cuban father.

by Just_sayin' October 12, 2015

nut bowling

A competitive game of dropping your nut sack into a pool table pocket. The balder the better. Normally played by 2 people.

Daryl and Benny were competing in a ferocious game of nut bowling when Jo busted them. Daryl, put your fukin balls away!!

by nutb April 29, 2012

Number 1 Sculpted Face in The World

BTS Jin is chosen as Number 1 Sculpted Face In The World by Czech Doll Designer Team

After receiving a total of 1,504,602 public votes for top10 finalists, Jin has managed to take the winning trophy, selected as Number 1. Jin has bee announced the one with best 'Sculpted Face in the World' by sculptor Radek Schick.

He took 1st place that his oval features balanced symmetrically that can be filmed from any angle and his mouth beautifully curved.

As Winning Trophy Kim Seokjin's face engraved on a crystal block with his title "Sculpted". his picture is half his actual face and half his 3d designed face that are almost equal.

"Ethereal beauty is made only for Jin, he is Number 1 Sculpted Face in the World."

by LamborJINi September 9, 2019

Barcelona Nuts

Colloquial term for cannabis, originating from the Catalonian region. Barcelona, situated on the Mediterranean Sea, has been a hot-bed for gang activities that have recently ravaged the local population. The cannabis was imported from Cristobal Colombo's expeditions to the new world, rumored to be consumed heavily by the explorer himself. The seeds of this plant were given to local pea farmers, being specially cultivated exclusively in this region for hundreds of years. In recent years, the cannabis has been confiscated by narcotics agencies around the world, often being smuggled in using spherical hazelnut shells. These natural smuggling apparatuses have been found as far as San Francisco and Shanghai.

During quarantine, I rolled fatty joints with my sweet Barcelona Nuts.

by Nuts4Days March 30, 2021

Nut Fucker

An adjustable spanner or adjustable wrench which when incorrectly used has a tendancy to round the hex-nut/bolt's head.

1: Mate, could you pass the nut fucker?
2: What do you want the nut fucker for? You should be using a ring spanner.
1: Right-oh...

by Some mad Kiwi August 22, 2011

Nur Syuhada

A girl who have a big dream in her life. A tough girl but inside in her heart need someone to make her happy. A brave, rough and cheerful girl always make all people love her. Easily to fall in love but hard to admit it. She always means what she said even she regret say it. Very determined girl to get what she want. She always be herself in front people she comfortable enough.

It like Nur Syuhada when want anything, always want to get it.

by MaiaDhia April 23, 2018