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Birthday Cleaning

When you receive a Facebook message telling you of your "friends" birthdays and you suddenly realize you neither know or like these people so you "unfriend" them.
"Dude, I got a Facebook message today telling me about 27 peoples birthdays coming up this month who I fucking hate. So, I did some Birthday Cleaning. Happy birthday dicks!
by MattMat757 March 1, 2011
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perfect for cleaning

A facetious false etymology for the rank "PFC" (private first class, E-2) in the US Marine Corps. Since PFCs are often tasked with menial work like mopping, sweeping, and picking up litter, this term is used either to mock them, or by PFCs themselves to lament their low status.
A: Dammit, Sgt Fuentes has us out police-calling cigarette butts all morning yet-a-fucking-gain. Why does this shit keep happening to us?
B: Well, we're E-2s, and you know what PFC stands for: "perfect for cleaning".
by Gyreneisms August 13, 2011
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Clean Brunette

When a person has brown hair but blonde highlights he is a clean brunette.
by amayamae April 18, 2018
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Cleaning Frantic

SOMEONES WHOS obsesses about cleaning and would go blastic if you make a mess
My wife cleaned for a whole hour! She’s a cleaning frantic
by WORDERSLIFE October 22, 2017
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Clean prawn

Not a chick that you want to rip the head off and throw away....

A girl you want to rip the shit trail out of
That is a clean prawn mate. I'd rip her shit trail out
by thedreadeddan August 22, 2019
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clean living

Golf terminology for keeping the ball in play on fairways and greens, i.e. “Keep it on the short grass.”
Roger: “Phil got lucky on that shot! Avoided the sand trap and got a great bounce out of the rough. The ball is very close to the hole. That’s clean living.”

Johnny: “Yep. Clean living.”
by yes juanito yes June 11, 2021
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Clean Plumbing

Post defecation, you use your toilets bidet to hit the male G spot. Simultaneously receiving a blowjob to completion. Thus cleaning all the plumbing.
Girl: can I clean you plumbing
Man: I have already started…

Man: I received clean plumbing after eating Taco Bell
by McMahonDingo December 27, 2022
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