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Mess with me and you will feel the wrath of my Norrisness.
You can even see the Norrisness in that guys attitude!
I'm not gonna mess with that chicks Norrisness.
He was blinded by the Norrisness that is me.
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He was blinded by the Norrisness that is me.
by U can call me Chuck November 21, 2010
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